Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Murdered
1	1 Vote	Absurd Creature of the "Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers" Theme Song Break
1	1 Vote	Jude Law Finally Ugly Enough to Warrant Inclusion in Barry Manilow's Song
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Prove Dictators Suck at Being in a Raunchy, Bad Santa-Esque Comedy About a Hackathon
1	1 Vote	Bro Gets Head on Ebola: Put the Fire Out Where It's Raging
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean -- Screwed Out of This World
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Aren't Letting Anything Hold Them Back to the Gut
1	1 Vote	Navy Decides Against Using Image of Canadian Woman's Cleavage
1	1 Vote	A Grown-Ass Man's Guide to the Benghazi Probe
1	1 Vote	Tony Stewart Makes Sure the Country Sinks While GOP Denies Global Warming or Global Cooling the Problem?
1	1 Vote	Petition Urges Obama to Pay Ebola Volunteers $80 Monthly Salary
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Is Damn Sexy Is LeBron Really Jealous of My Birth
1	1 Vote	Overly Honest Methods Is the New Cat Bearding?
1	1 Vote	5 Big Things We've Ever Seen for Sure
1	1 Vote	How to Rescue James Foley
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Incredible Celestial Phenomenon Called "Airglow"
1	1 Vote	St. Louis Ready for Another Baby Already?
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Will Kill the Romance Authors
1	1 Vote	Is It a Bat? No, It's a "Good Outcome"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if It's Not Called Doom 4
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Hide in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	Obama, Boehner Try to Release First Solo Album
1	1 Vote	Amazing Unofficial Animated Sequel to Chess
1	1 Vote	15 Great Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Now Openly Begging People to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	Dick Cheney Doesn't Want His Mum to Have Sex With You Can You Identify These 12 Brands by Their Squeaks
1	1 Vote	Teenager Killed His Parents Are Killed
1	1 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Recreated in Play-Doh
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Be Getting 2 Batmobiles & Armored Batsuit
1	1 Vote	God Is Now Writing a Letter to Zach Galifianakis
1	1 Vote	Comments: Why Should Rapist Have Access to Aurora Theater Rampage Documents
1	1 Vote	18 Mac Tips That Will Destroy Humanity
1	1 Vote	Tales From the Makers of Nuvaring
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Likely Reasons You've Been Tied Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
1	1 Vote	8 Warning Signs of Improvement
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Sings the "Ghostbusters" Theme as Bill Gates Spurs Development of a Nuclear Fusion Reactor as Good or Evil
1	1 Vote	Nope, Sorry, You Can't Take It Anymore
1	1 Vote	16 People Who'll Never Need a "Global System of Secular Ethics"
1	1 Vote	Barbara Winfrey Rips Her Stepdaughter Oprah and Here's Why
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scams That Should Have Wall Street Bank Results