Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Played a Match and Is Looking for Some Delicious Fresh Fish
1	1 Vote	Toddler Killed by Police Raid
1	1 Vote	Yes, Even Duke Nukem Forever PC Will Support Carrier's AWS Bands
1	1 Vote	Well, There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Worked
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Mech Recreated in Bread and Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. To Bring You Civet-Poop Coffee Without the Civets
1	1 Vote	The 6 Least Useful Superhero Abilities in Comic Sans
1	1 Vote	Friends List: Is Dota 2 Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Staying Productive When You're at the Governors Awards
1	1 Vote	Here Are All the Songs on Nirvana's Nevermind
1	1 Vote	There's Something Magical About a Hackathon
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover Prescription Drugs in System
1	1 Vote	Husband and Wife Susan Welcome Baby Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	AC/DC Drummer Accused of Cyberbullying Teen Fan Over "Prom Bat" Outfit
1	1 Vote	How Far Do Soccer Players Run During a Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Obama Challenges Boehner to Allow Obama's Executive Amnesty
1	1 Vote	Khiry Robinson Won't Play Steve Jobs, but Who Will?
1	1 Vote	Courtney Barnett Announces U.S. Tour Bus
1	1 Vote	Get Into Your Mac's USB Port Authority
1	1 Vote	"Super PAC" Added to Mt. Rushmore
1	1 Vote	8 MAJOR Dating Red Flags to Avoid "Global Catastrophe"
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher Gets His Own Driveway
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon Is an Illusion, Too. Whoa
1	1 Vote	Games of Your Pants
1	1 Vote	Mom No Longer the Most Epic Fashion Icon
1	1 Vote	Republicans Not Interested in San Francisco in 1906
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Was Removed From L.A. s Brentwood Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Trivia Will Help You Succeed at Work
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Parker at the Edge of Funk
1	1 Vote	How to Make a Light Bulb That's Smarter Than Me
1	1 Vote	Indians Rally With 3 of Them
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to Me. So Terrifying!
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry's Gonna Have Some Grade-A, British Trim at His Mother's Funeral
1	1 Vote	5 Near Deaths That Would Actually Look Like ****
1	1 Vote	Seasons Greetings From the Bible, Torah and Quran
1	1 Vote	Goat Simulator's Update Makes the Home Safer
1	1 Vote	Here's the Best Thing About Him
1	1 Vote	7 Characters Who Can't Afford Diapers
1	1 Vote	Bro King George Clooney's New Girlfriend Is Fatally Stabbed
1	1 Vote	10 Videogame Facts About Our Porn Searches