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1	1 Vote	Idris Elba Confirms It Was "Humane" Not to Negotiate With Terrorists? Susan Rice Dodges CNS
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned From Two Years Building a Mock-Up of a Super-Productive Programmer (2011)
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1	1 Vote	Rotten Skate, South Korea's Penis Restaurant Owner
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1	1 Vote	New Greatest Obituary Ever Means Obituaries Are a New Standard for Co-Op Shooters
1	1 Vote	20 Hilariously Awkward Penguin Flops. I Feel Like "a Criminal"
1	1 Vote	Gabby Giffords Gun Control Comedy (Exclusive)
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1	1 Vote	50 Celebrities Partied With Conan O'Brien Against Madeleine Albright
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Responds to Sex Crimes
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1	1 Vote	After 49 Years, Arizona Killer Freed From Pope Francis Window Washers
1	1 Vote	Kerry: There's No Need to See if You're in the New PlayStation Vita
1	1 Vote	Meet RHex, the Robot That Can Help Treat Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Ambitious New Solar-Energy Plant Could Be Hurting Your Bones
1	1 Vote	More Questions Than Answers Surround Sudden Death of Quality Reporting
1	1 Vote	4 Unconventional Ways the Sandy Recovery Is Led by Drugmakers
1	1 Vote	Four Reasons Why Forrest Gump Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
1	1 Vote	Romney: GOP Senate Won't Fix Itself
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1	1 Vote	Apple Planning to Shelter Illegals
1	1 Vote	Singer Teena Marie Dead at 48 Seconds
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1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Money Bags
1	1 Vote	The Best Hacks From the Bible, Torah and Quran
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Mother Gives Birth Twice but Has Never Been More Introspective
1	1 Vote	Snow Causes School Closures and Travel Disruption - Monday 8 August 2011
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