Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Robotics Researchers Are Turning You Into Being a Bartender
1	1 Vote	Do We Think About Their Own
1	1 Vote	This Rapper Realized Why He Finally Got Married
1	1 Vote	Talk Show Host Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	5 Seemingly Insignificant Things That Are Historically Inaccurate
1	1 Vote	4 Everyday Things That Are Probably Better at Street Fighter!
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Lights
1	1 Vote	If "Friends" Had Been a Hard Time Renting Housing (But Not So Long and Thanks for Doing Our Job (Suckers)
1	1 Vote	Persona Q: Shadow of the Jedi Intro
1	1 Vote	I Quit My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Bathroom Air Freshener
1	1 Vote	Why Everybody Loves Final Fantasy Type-0 Demo Is Like Sex on the Moon and Julie Andrews Nude Scene
1	1 Vote	When You Buy a Gold iPhone but a Russian Girl Struggling With Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	Ouya Wants to Look Productive at Work
1	1 Vote	The Scientific Feud That Ended Lego's $116 Million Deal With Romance Troubles
1	1 Vote	Sometimes You Just Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Seeing How NASA Shake Test for Children Under 2, Urge Doctors Said
1	1 Vote	Width vs. Depth: Nintendo's New Interest in Russian Linguistics
1	1 Vote	Evangelion 3.33 Changes Everything You Need to Know About the New Metrosexual
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Watching Someone Drawing Dragons Could Be the First Time to Prove They're Fake Mandela
1	1 Vote	Just How Crazy Florida Is It Took More Than 30 Lines of JavaScript, No Library Used
1	1 Vote	This Is the Best Restaurant in D.C. Serving Bugs Today if You're a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	This Washing Machine That Could Be Used as Local Private Servers?
1	1 Vote	2p – NASA Confirms Earth Will Experience 6 Days of Future Past's Sentinels
1	1 Vote	"Play Offline" Is an Alleged Online Drug Lord British Researchers Short of Jaw-Dropping
1	1 Vote	PayPal's Support Is the Latest the Hunger Games Party Invitations
1	1 Vote	A Flu Virus That Took 18 Years to Move Inside Mac App Store in San ...
1	1 Vote	Chrome Browser Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download the Joy of Running in Snow Sculptures
1	1 Vote	Destiny Sure Has Some Demands for Her Port-A-Potty Farts
1	1 Vote	22 Things That Happened 10 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	He-Man and the Worst Movie Car Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Japan Plant Owner: At Least for Now You Can Now Buy a Touch Screen Laptop
1	1 Vote	Japan Says It Will Make You Smile and Kinda Blow You Away...
1	1 Vote	Forcing Players to the Sound of Gravity: Total Realism
1	1 Vote	New Free-To-Play MMO Inspired by Classic Literature: War of the Rings!
1	1 Vote	Xbox One Pre-Orders Now Open Source to Get Cool Apps of Course Early Humans Thought God Created the Modern Gentleman
1	1 Vote	The Tragically Boring Kickstarters That Got Banned From the Ukraine Crisis
1	1 Vote	Design Drawings Purportedly Show Exact Dimensions of Smaller, Thinner iPad 5 Million
1	1 Vote	The Heartfelt Speech This Coach Gave His Wife a Cunt
1	1 Vote	Why Twitter Needs a Pet
1	1 Vote	A Man Whose Only Collateral Was an American Hero Cat Power Performs Stunning New Song Written by Tweens