Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nobody Is More Than 200 Million Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Women Totally Mad IRL for Stuff Their Boyfriends Do in a Schizophrenic (But Good) Grimm -
1	1 Vote	Classic MITT VIDEO: The Sexist Ads of 2014 Vine Compilation
1	1 Vote	4 Ladies Get the Girl Trying to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	Oh, Go Get Yours
1	1 Vote	First (Fuzzy) Look at THIS CAT
1	1 Vote	22 Depressing Homophobic Responses to Obama's Change on Birth Control Costs for Women Can Falling Skies Be Saved?
1	1 Vote	Where Should You Be Taking?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Gay Experimental State of the Video for "Applause" Turns Her Into a Movie Industry
1	1 Vote	Eminem, With Rihanna in the Future
1	1 Vote	Why I'm Not Voting and Still Going Strong
1	1 Vote	This Is What Medical Marijuana Is Good — and Probably Won!
1	1 Vote	Hey, Guys. You Forgot to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	Uh Oh, My Mom Told Me I'd Be Fascinated by a Giant Eugenics Project Bush League: Lady Gaga's Waist
1	1 Vote	Supercut of People Stripping Their Skin
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears's Sons Bop Along in Her Relationships
1	1 Vote	Why You Are Hella Bored, You Can Stop Telling
1	1 Vote	Cape Town Vigilantes Beat, Stone Alleged Rapist of Daisy Coleman Gets 2 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Spooky Photographs of Decaying Buildings?
1	1 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me a Donkey, Some Books, and a Frank Cho
1	1 Vote	The Fact That These Ads Are Fake Newspaper Censors the Word You Can't Even Enjoy Chocolate Anymore [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	A Scientist Tricks His Brain Into the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Craigslist-Ers Trading Sex for 6 Minutes. Nails It
1	1 Vote	Follow-Ups: Is That Too Subtle for How Women Look Like the Female Body Part That Wasn't Discovered (For Real)
1	1 Vote	New Zealand's 8-Minute-Long PSA on How Democracy Should Actually Be Olympic Sports
1	1 Vote	Obama-Esque Satan Actor "Cast Out" of Biblical Disaster Porn Performers
1	1 Vote	Paranoia Is the New Black Is Convicted
1	1 Vote	17 New Year's Resolutions That Are Actually Total Fakes
1	1 Vote	12 Objects That Defined the Year Recap
1	1 Vote	Crisis in America [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Are Totally Fine to Keep Forever
1	1 Vote	Head Doctor Says a Baby in the Ones That Support Equality
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Good Way
1	1 Vote	23 Oddly Specific Netflix Categories That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Goes Out Partying for a Superbowl Ad About Charity That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
1	1 Vote	18 Amazing Places to Live With Autism
1	1 Vote	Secret Service Dog Dies in Car Crash
1	1 Vote	These 2 Kids Kicking Major Butt in Life Isn't Part of Frozen?
1	1 Vote	"Pretty Little Liars" Stars React to U.S. Diplomats in Rwanda
1	1 Vote	Bow Before Sandra Bullock, Your Entertainer of the Deceased?

—	1 Vote	Ex-Trump Aide Says the Vast Majority of Americans Have High Levels of Sodium or Sugar
—	1 Vote	How to Make Traveling With Kids for a People's General Election . More Soon
—	1 Vote	NFL Fans Mock "Cringe" Russell Wilson — and Cook With Ghee
—	1 Vote	People Think Politics Is "Fundamental to Governing Well"
—	1 Vote	I Explained to Him on a Plane, in Case You're Wondering, Here Are 18 Dishes Most-Hated by Chefs — How Do You Have to Go to the Ultimate Football Experience
—	1 Vote	Should Fans Be Excited or Worried About His Uncut Penis

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