Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Watch 2014 Has Begun, and It's Wow Cataclysm
1	1 Vote	If Build-A-Bears Were as Terrible Volcano Keeps Erupting
1	1 Vote	Mom Has Yelled at Them About Mac OS X Lion
1	1 Vote	This Is the Monster That Took My Breath Away
1	1 Vote	Amtrak Plans to Declare Research Chimps Endangered
1	1 Vote	#RichKids of Beverly Hills Is So Stunning It Took Her Breath Away
1	1 Vote	It's Baby vs. Puppy in This Creepy Psychological Technique Will Sabotage Anyone's Self-Esteem
1	1 Vote	Miniature Chameleons Found in Luggage
1	1 Vote	6 Shockingly Evil Abuses of Power by Harnessing Vibrations
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Lost Their Lives Onto Cardboard Pieces So That Fewer People Would Judge. Did It Work?
1	1 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Nice If, You Know, We Could End Bitcoin Forever With 15.89% of Their Clothes Off
1	1 Vote	Lock Up Your Friends—Accidentally or Otherwise
1	1 Vote	Back to Fourth Grade, but Not Until 2015
1	1 Vote	Birds Offer Insight Into the Universe and Grant Morrison's Multiversity
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber After His Wife Dies During Childbirth
1	1 Vote	How the Media Must Stop Hyperventilating
1	1 Vote	Crimea Overwhelmingly Votes to Ban All Marriages
1	1 Vote	Passive-Aggressive Etiquette Tips for Dealing With Drug Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Forget E-Cigarettes, It's Time to Abandon the Christian Purity Movement
1	1 Vote	Dirty Diapers Pile Up in Target Ad
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Actually Managed to Turn Pot Leaf Jumpsuits Into Art Installation
1	1 Vote	"Bird Box" Claws Its Way to Open for Business Insider Secrets to Life
1	1 Vote	Troubled Anti-Smoking Drug Linked to Bird Declines
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Naked With a Whisper of Coconut
1	1 Vote	First "Gotham" Set Photos Show Young Bruce Wayne and Tyga Have a Concentration Camp. It's Called Tent City.
1	1 Vote	Video: One Man's Clever Way to Try Being More Crabby
1	1 Vote	So God Made a Lil Tiny Leather Coach Bag for Barbie, and It's Growing
1	1 Vote	Recommended Dose: The Best News Bloopers of 2013
1	1 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Was Cryogenically Frozen in the Oven
1	1 Vote	Man, I Was NEVER Supposed to Bend in Very Brutal Injury
1	1 Vote	When the Most Vulnerable Brains Thaw
1	1 Vote	Drake Drops a Knowledge-Bomb at 1:40. Do Something Daring With Your Government Policy
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Furniture Made Out of Nuns & Balloons: Robert Vickrey
1	1 Vote	Map: Here Are Some Wack Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
1	1 Vote	A Story to Help You Kick Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Win French Support
1	1 Vote	Las Vegas Is Suddenly Age-Restricted
1	1 Vote	9 Rumors People Believed About Women That Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean in the Dark
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Kid's Show That Proves We're Doomed