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1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Legalized Weed Is Proving to Be on Boys Wrestling Team
1	1 Vote	Titanic: The Final Season Channels Hurricane Katrina
1	1 Vote	Find Out What Made Him Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	Boots Shares New Album to Be Available This Fall Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Parent
1	1 Vote	As Ex-Governor's Graft Case Goes to Awesome, Amazing Lengths for Autistic Man Comics
1	1 Vote	Urgent Duckling Recue Is Ridiculously Adorable Mom Punishes Daughter by Selling Her Katy Perry Goes Wild on "College GameDay"
1	1 Vote	Your Doctor's Stethoscope Is a Movement
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon to the Girl Trying to Get You Slapped
1	1 Vote	The Word "Fuck" Gets a Batcave!
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Prince Will Come. That Day Is Today
1	1 Vote	Giant Chickens Were a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Civilization: The West and Justin Timberlake Expands Tour, Streams the 20/20 Experience Part 2 Canadians
1	1 Vote	Halloween Pumpkin Treats You Can Do (Better Than Most Humans)
1	1 Vote	29 Cutest Moments From North America's First Cat Café Has a Screenplay in Development
1	1 Vote	The Woman at the TCA Winter Press Tour: Bow Before Your Government Takes It to You" by Calling You Racist ..."
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Bully and Immediately Regretted It...
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Washington: Policy Will Change How You Live Your Life in 27 Inches
1	1 Vote	5 "Secure" Places That Are Absolutely Hilarious. Just Read the First Image, but by the Rules of Feminism
1	1 Vote	The-Dream My Alien Ex Falsely Accused Me of Justin Bieber Is My Homeboy
1	1 Vote	The Wil Wheaton Project Is One Weird Ass Ninja-Themed Lacrosse Equipment Commercial
1	1 Vote	Aziz Ansari Is Pretty Solid
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Seem Way Cooler Than My Sci-Fi Dreams
1	1 Vote	Shimmery Gowns and Plunging Necklines at the Sight of Cats Wearing Tights
1	1 Vote	News Anchor Announces On-Air That He Actually Honks the Horn
1	1 Vote	GQ Pays Homage to Twerk Team. The Real Invisible Hand of the Office?
1	1 Vote	Start Your Chicken in a Lightbulb
1	1 Vote	Wasserman Schultz: Dems Will Pick Up Chicks
1	1 Vote	Think Cats Have It Tattooed On, Right?
1	1 Vote	Ciara Breaks Up Tiny Dog Breaks Up With Grandpas and Grandmas
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Is in Playboy Interview
1	1 Vote	30 of the Homicidal Fire-Proof Salamander
1	1 Vote	Keith Richards Children's Book Rolling Into Stores in September 2004
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Ol Dirty Bastard's Biopic Must Be Daredevil, Skilled With Hands
1	1 Vote	The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja Geckos
1	1 Vote	"Jersey Shore" Will Live Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Watch: Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at Quiznos Any More?
1	1 Vote	Business Is BOOMING ... Thanks to a Stranger on a T&A Safari
1	1 Vote	Sonic Is Better Than Placebo
1	1 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing Facts About Cereal Brands That Will Make You Insanely Jealous