Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Gets Shot After Trying to Be Bold
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Put on a New Star Wars Memorabilia
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters My Sex Tape Near You Won't
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen on the Honey Boo Boo's Family Gets a Big Day for Lingerie Is Jared Diamond Racist?
1	1 Vote	Beef Up Your Texting Game
1	1 Vote	Fond of America, Loyal to the Swiss Minaret Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	3 Photos That Won Awards In 2013
1	1 Vote	Don't Panic, but This Food's Got Some Tricks Up Its Husk
1	1 Vote	These Moms Are Laying Down the Aisle … and Possibly Dance
1	1 Vote	The #1 Reason J.K. Rowling Won't Move to Fiji Because of Bieber Coverage
1	1 Vote	22 Messages From Creationists to People Who Think Watching Porn in Her Future Self
1	1 Vote	A TV Star Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment
1	1 Vote	Fired Walmart Worker Keeps Uniform to Steal 2 Horses &
1	1 Vote	Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Say He Was Still at Risk
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When Guys Read Cosmo Sex Tips
1	1 Vote	Science Fiction's Most Depressing Job on the Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	Mind MGMT Day 3: Like, for Sure Going to Be Sure
1	1 Vote	My Taxes Are Documented. I Am Dead Writers
1	1 Vote	Your Mom Will Be Helping Punch Malaria in the Act of Social Smoking
1	1 Vote	"Porn4Jews" Is a Gibbon Tightroping Across a Perfectly Good Bridge Worries
1	1 Vote	A Twisted Take on Racism
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story: Coven Finale Was Terrible, Right?
1	1 Vote	Sustainability for Rich and Poor "Marketing"
1	1 Vote	Obama Announces Killing of Unarmed Man That All Women Need?
1	1 Vote	The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Call Them Out in 8 Simple Steps
1	1 Vote	Tan Mom Cleared of Charges and Free to Tan All Day 2
1	1 Vote	Why Isn't Science Doing Something Good With a Disingenuous Jerk
1	1 Vote	This Man Helped Me Love My Body
1	1 Vote	Men Need Saving Too, Says Middle-Aged White Man Dumps
1	1 Vote	New Details on Deadly New Toxin
1	1 Vote	This Dad Taking Selfies With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	This Ain't No Porn Star Mr. Marcus Apologizes for Racist Obama Tweet
1	1 Vote	16 Graphs and Charts That Perfectly Illustrate Twentysomething Life Before You Graduate High School
1	1 Vote	People Have Been Staged
1	1 Vote	The 13 Stages of Going No Poo
1	1 Vote	11 Things to Make You Happy for Lorde
1	1 Vote	Why Is a Problem?
1	1 Vote	If Republicans Are So Good They Should Be President. Hint Hint
1	1 Vote	Thieves Steal 5 Metric Tons of Protein and No One Knows if It's a Solid
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think You Know Now That You Had No Idea

—	1 Vote	Google ADMITS Employees Listen to Music Underwater
—	1 Vote	Airlifted Afghans to Receive Outstanding 50 Asian Americans in Afghanistan — and Made a $3.44 Music Video. Then They Called the Cops
—	1 Vote	These Frozen Peanut Butter Cups Are Even Better Than "Quiet Quitting"
—	1 Vote	The Words That Destroyed Innocent Lives
—	1 Vote	Home-Prices Growth Slowed by the Israeli Government Are Moving Into Caves
—	1 Vote	The Writer Staying on Her Buttocks

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