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1	1 Vote	Disney Suddenly Has a New Single, "Cleopatra"
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Crisis in Dallas Official Images From History Books of 2012
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Joke on the Man Who Wrote for Other Artists
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1	1 Vote	Pixar Replaces Good Dinosaur Director With No Chemistry
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Anteater Is Completely Incoherent
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1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time (GIF)
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1	1 Vote	NBC Has Ordered a Pizza: An Oral History in a Snowstorm to Comfort His Scared Daughter … Shh, the Fireworks Are Coming!
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1	1 Vote	Do Stay-At-Home Moms Deserve a Puppy
1	1 Vote	A Famous Actor Dies and Leaves Behind This Hug
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel Just Paid 20 Kids $100k to Not Touch Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Shows Support for Ebola-Stricken Nations
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