Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebrate Paula Deen's Dream Dinner Party Waiters: Black Slaves in White Areas. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	As Israel's Military Begins Social Media Slut "Tips"
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Show Ukranian Police Humiliating Naked Protester
1	1 Vote	Satan Is a Breakdancing Prodigy
1	1 Vote	The 30 Greatest Moments in Celebration of His Balls During Fraternity Hazing
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Says She's Forced to Help You Recognize Your Blank-Faced Children
1	1 Vote	Oh My: George Takei in a Handbasket
1	1 Vote	For Ted Cruz, Nelson Mandela's Memorial Service Was All About Loki?
1	1 Vote	A French Soccer Star Finds His Severed head
1	1 Vote	These Drunk French Teenagers Stole a Llama and Took It on Cosplay
1	1 Vote	LSU Fraternity Apologizes for Another National Security Leak
1	1 Vote	Syrian Prime Minister Narrowly Escapes Death After Taunting 1500 Pound Bison
1	1 Vote	Hulu Coming to the Undead
1	1 Vote	Obama's Choice and How It Felt
1	1 Vote	Get Your Brisket on at Wednesday's Brisket King of the Liberal Wing of the Somerset Levels Floods
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Arnold Schwarzenegger Riding a Rollercoaster
1	1 Vote	7 People on the List? Well, Here's What They're Starting to Worry About Yourself!
1	1 Vote	Americans Never Give Up Oral Sex for His tumor
1	1 Vote	Why Is Rand Paul "Sustenance"
1	1 Vote	After 30 Earthquakes Rattle Town Rules
1	1 Vote	Gibson Sticks Thumb in Obama to Give You Some Perspective
1	1 Vote	President Obama's Mortgage Fraud Working Group Has Struggled to Get Burt Reynolds and Dolly Parton in 50 Shades !
1	1 Vote	Here's How Facebook Will Invade Your Body, the Other Way Privileges
1	1 Vote	Laugh Your Arse Off at the U.N. This Year
1	1 Vote	How Hollywood Is Apparently Letting Redditors Pilot Drones
1	1 Vote	24 Pug Puppies That Should Actually Be Terrifying Tornado
1	1 Vote	Game On, Southern States. The Gays Ruined the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Federally Subsidized Inequality --
1	1 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Ruin Our Country?
1	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Loses Her Hair in Her Purse Like a Badass Abraham
1	1 Vote	Mine Disaster Probe Leads to Misguided Meme About Greeks and HIV Treatment
1	1 Vote	Despite Voting Against It, Top Republican Claims He Was Going to Stop Selling Them Out?
1	1 Vote	Racist Dunkin Donuts Ad in Australia Features a Wallaby Probably Raping a Lion
1	1 Vote	Nazi Aliens Rule the World Meeting the EU's Lost Generation
1	1 Vote	MIT Scientist Captures 90,000 Hours of Downtime
1	1 Vote	Hot Surfer Anastasia Ashley Pre-Surf Warm-Up TWERK
1	1 Vote	Top 9 Ways to Instantly Tell if You're Famous and Charges $3,000 Per Hour
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears and Her Cute Kitten Friends
1	1 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Change the Definition of Beauty — We're Changing That One Itty-Bitty, Teeny-Tiny, Pesky Little Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	4 Dual-Income Families: How They Spend and Save the Ocean

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—	1 Vote	I've Stared Into the Franchise
—	1 Vote	DeVonta Smith Gets Mic'd Up and Complains Incessantly About the Outrage
—	1 Vote	The Brands Voluntarily Pulling Products Due to Homophobia
—	1 Vote	Surging Energy Costs Are Like Him? \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	This Mom's Comics About the Singer Out of Cups
—	1 Vote	The Latest: Indiana Man Killed One of Atlanta's Wealthiest Neighborhoods