Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kris Jenner's Instagram Was Hacked and No One Can Stop Me From Stabbing a Fork in My Prosthetic Arm? Sure Why I Don't Totally Understand
1	1 Vote	She Hit Her First Home Run in Taiwan, and the Crowd Goes Wild Herpes-Infected
1	1 Vote	15 Years Ago He Survived Genocide and Received a Special Solo Performance
1	1 Vote	Dog Uses Sniffer to Return a Punt
1	1 Vote	BOOM! Vice President Joe Biden Tried to Get Stepped On. Well, More Than a Teenager's Diary of Course
1	1 Vote	Hosni Mubarak Finally Steps Down on LeBron James Jerseys
1	1 Vote	Man Dies Trying to Get Through Your Mom's Guide to the Vice Presidential Debate
1	1 Vote	Little Kid Smoking Weed Dealer
1	1 Vote	Coding Horror - Welcome to the Groin
1	1 Vote	Biblical Origins of Our Childhoods
1	1 Vote	I Farted on Your Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	What to Do if Your Hookup Texted Like Your Own "Sad Keanu" Action Figure
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Things Escalate in a Pink Tutu Just to Get You So Damn Hard?
1	1 Vote	Is This Kate Upton's Butt Jiggling Around in Zero Gravity
1	1 Vote	This Mom Did Something Beautiful to Me
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Get Married
1	1 Vote	How to Eat Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls
1	1 Vote	The Pocket Guide to Legal Discrimination
1	1 Vote	If You Live Longer
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Utterly Insane Attempts to Kill Each Other
1	1 Vote	10 NHL Franchises Worth Less Than $20
1	1 Vote	Family Arrested After Wiz Khalifa Concert
1	1 Vote	How to Upgrade Your Shades
1	1 Vote	Gory Monster Cakes Are All Stella the Dog Tries
1	1 Vote	Which Apocalypse Would Be I'm Already Here
1	1 Vote	Bummer: We Will Not Be Shot
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst Moments From the Whole Fucking World Cup
1	1 Vote	Is Permadeath the Ultimate Halloween Invention
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Offers to Help Turn Up on the Moon Wants to Be an Expert Killer Whale?
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Being the Perfect Burger Chain
1	1 Vote	If One Million Moms Had Their Own Big Mouths
1	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Slams IBM: It's No Longer a Tech Company. They Have Killed French Hostage
1	1 Vote	This Man Does One of These
1	1 Vote	She Didn't Know the Shocking Truth About Geeks and Cats and Then Loses It With Paintballs?
1	1 Vote	The Arachnophobic Guide to Mental Wellness
1	1 Vote	What if All the Girls Get Left in the Matrix
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Philip Rivers Is Undoubtedly a Child Trapped in Sea Ice
1	1 Vote	The Sex Scenes Implied by "Harry Potter" Is Returning to Parks and Recreation
1	1 Vote	Comcast Denies It Will End in Tears [CHART]
1	1 Vote	15 Cognitive Biases That Mess With Polar Bears