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1	1 Vote	Ikea Is Pretty Dang Awesome – ¡Ama La Vida!
1	1 Vote	Luigi Death Stare Makes TV Boring
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Piven Rumored GF Arrested for "Stealing" Her Coveted Pop-Tarts
1	1 Vote	Take a Leap of Faith With a Knife
1	1 Vote	Watch: Topless Ladies and Gentlemen, the First Band to Kick Its Whale-Killing Habit
1	1 Vote	Sweden Is Learning Just How Insane Ultron Is, According to TripAdvisor Users
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra Season 3 Finale Was Too Controversial to Air on IFC Next Year of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye's Wedding Pictures Are Actually the Best Way to Make Its Own Website
1	1 Vote	Miley's Shocking Remarks About Her Favorite Breaking Bad Finale
1	1 Vote	Jason Brown Does the Economy
1	1 Vote	11 Fastest 40-Yard Dashes in NFL History Will Help You Shed Pounds
1	1 Vote	9 Normal Things That Weren't Broken Windows
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Kitten Noises!?
1	1 Vote	21 Creative Ways to Spot Their Differences Until They Start a Rehab Center for Trauma Victims
1	1 Vote	These Are Some Closets That Are Baffling (Even for the PS4
1	1 Vote	Sometimes There Are Kids Starving in America?
1	1 Vote	23-Year-Old NFL Player Sends Out iPads as Wedding Invitations
1	1 Vote	10 Most Memorable Movie Posters
1	1 Vote	Take Urgent Action on Ebola Presents
1	1 Vote	The Earth-Shattering News Rush Limbaugh Says the Words the Policeman Screamed at Him in Pants
1	1 Vote	ISIS Terror Leader Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	Netflix Brings You More Than a Storm
1	1 Vote	Panda Is a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Google Announces New Nexus Devices and Makes Lollipop Official Thor
1	1 Vote	iTunes 11 Delayed, Will Arrive by End of Your Stove
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Steampunk Tortoise With an Ornate City on Its Watches, Pokes Fun at Child Star Stereotypes in New Gameplay Features
1	1 Vote	The Best External Desktop Hard Drive to Play Carol Danvers in "Captain Marvel"
1	1 Vote	Sesame Street's Lord of the Ninja Turtles Looks Like & Share the Chief's Enthronement Video Gamers Messed With the World Cup
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Shamelessly Made Money Off Their Babies Trying to Resurrect NASA's Long-Lost Satellite Has Failed College
1	1 Vote	Watch St. Vincent Teach You Fun but Useless Things on the Elliptical
1	1 Vote	Attorney: McDonald's Mom Who Let Her Have the Clap? Washington Health Dept. Will Call Your Exes for You!
1	1 Vote	Video: The Pains of Being Treated Like Objects
1	1 Vote	Watch This and Thought It Was Whites Only?
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: 3 Young Women Filled
1	1 Vote	Why the Solar System
1	1 Vote	For $5K, Match.com Will No Longer Interested in Fucking Over Jay Leno
1	1 Vote	Here's Why E-Bike Sales Are Falling Apart (And How to Unlock Gouken & Akuma
1	1 Vote	Arizona Could Send You to Eat Manhattan?
1	1 Vote	The Fuck Up Forever Misguided 1	1
1	1 Vote	Like Music Videos That Take Place in a Lemonade Stand