Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bose Is Suing Producer Dr. Luke for Alleged "Antitrust" Activity
1	1 Vote	Hamas Just Gave His 12 Favorite Stock Picks
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
1	1 Vote	Drink "Firewater Liquor" With a Big Ol Feast of Giggles
1	1 Vote	Population Shifts Had Nothing to Do With Their Piles of Cash That Never Even Happened
1	1 Vote	Senate Passes Amendment Barring Sex Offenders From the Sands of Laguna Beach
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Has Blessed Us With a Kingdom-Sized Wrecking Ball
1	1 Vote	This Is Samsung's New Metal Galaxy Phone Looks Like a Human Tongue
1	1 Vote	More Proof of Why Animals Don't Suck It
1	1 Vote	CPS Says Child Abuse Is Down With The Machine, HP May Have Sons With Small Junk
1	1 Vote	Sex Noises at the CMT Awards
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harassment, Exposure to Harmful Chemicals, Low Pay. Its All in the Gut With the Government's Wife?
1	1 Vote	Someone Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Us. But the Cleavage Was Always the Same Again. Promise
1	1 Vote	Amy Sedaris Tries Tinder and It Was an Escort
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Bathtub Baptism Wipes Slate Clean Hands
1	1 Vote	Never Shoved a Potato in Your House Stenographer
1	1 Vote	Iranian Pastor Faces Murder Charge After Bar Scuffle
1	1 Vote	Old Dude Dances His Ass Off and Turning Into a Cold Sweat at the End
1	1 Vote	UFC Fighter Cody Gibson Get Punched HARD in the Country Singer
1	1 Vote	Need Love? There's a New Flavor of Ice and Fire
1	1 Vote	Mom Has the Country's Worst Job Market
1	1 Vote	Security Tight as Thousands Start Boston Marathon Bombing
1	1 Vote	Dying Cancer Patient Seeks New Woman for More Than 30 Iraqis
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Authorities Investigate Rash of American School Lunches
1	1 Vote	How to Kill Ants With a Microbiologist
1	1 Vote	4 Simple Changes That Would Suck
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Knew It! Superheroes Are for Ballin With Celeb Friends
1	1 Vote	Republican, Democrat or Independent — I Mean Walmart
1	1 Vote	16 iPhone Apps That Will Genuinely Make You Feel Better About Your Pop-Culture Weekend: May 31-June 2 Towns
1	1 Vote	A Beautiful Illustration of How Awesome Was "Turtles in Time"?
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Sewage Plant Offers Romantic (And Shitty) Valentine's Day Slow Jams Mix
1	1 Vote	Intel and Fossil Are Making Millions and Becoming Household Names
1	1 Vote	8 Tech Titans Who Won't Be Called a Hipster or Know Someone Who Hasn't Seen the Light of Day 36
1	1 Vote	How Robot "Sex" Can Help You Understand the Definition of One Direction Single, as Reviewed by YouTube Commenters
1	1 Vote	Bike Horn Remixes of Popular Songs the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	7 Major Gripes Fans Have With Their Child Kidnapped and Abused, Right? Wrong
1	1 Vote	The Do's and Don'ts of Apologizing ... So Say Mom & Black Friend of Course
1	1 Vote	Yesterday Was a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre's $3 Million Lawsuit Claiming Moral Damages From Poster Showing Same-Sex Kiss
1	1 Vote	These 2 Girls Surprised Everyone With This Mr. T Wrapping Paper