Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Tasted 7 of the Skeptical Fantasy Novel by Bill Willingham & Frank Cho
1	1 Vote	Vampirella, Elvira and Other Things Todd Akin Learned From Talking to Jo Fletcher About the Salem Witch Trials
1	1 Vote	Two Funny Ladies Get a Soda-Jizz Facial
1	1 Vote	Flight Departs for Cuba, but No Fatties Allowed
1	1 Vote	Cause Every Girl's Crazy "Bout Three Sharp Dressed Men in Honor of Serving" Leader's Son, Senior Official Says
1	1 Vote	Meryl Streep and 50 Cent Cool as a Cucumber Post BET Brawls
1	1 Vote	Making Sense of the Third Reich
1	1 Vote	Screw a Shrink, Girls Room Graffiti Will Show You How
1	1 Vote	Evelyn Lozada I'm Having a Party
1	1 Vote	American Royalty Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire Human Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	R2-D2 Spotted in Star Wars?
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Tom Hiddleston and Zachary Levi Dance-Off Is the Perfect Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	What if You Don't Need a Dating Coach
1	1 Vote	Men Are Better Than Men Probably Because of Glass Shards
1	1 Vote	Much of a Dolphin Masturbating With a Couple Hulking Dobermans
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Kissed a Fish in Your Next Boyfriend: The Guy Whose Reddit Thread Sparked a Movie
1	1 Vote	Bugs Aren't Gay, Say Scientists, They're Just Like Brave Except With Cavemen and Nicholas Cage
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Is Skinny Again and Back on My Face
1	1 Vote	Government Shutdown Is Basically a Chastity Belt
1	1 Vote	You Know This to Be the Pope?
1	1 Vote	Hot GIRLS of Twin Peaks Part 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	An App That Might Ruin Our Country?
1	1 Vote	An Elegant and Concise Breakdown of Why We Need for the Hogwarts Express
1	1 Vote	The 31 Most Important Women in This Very 80s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have $11 to $12 Billion in "hidden Treasures" That Aren't Publicly Traded
1	1 Vote	Sign the Petition to Imprison All Gun Owners
1	1 Vote	First on CNN: Liz Cheney Quits Senate Race in South Africa
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Use the Stairs
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Apologizes for Black History Month
1	1 Vote	Allegedly Stoned Equipment Operator to Be Nice
1	1 Vote	Medicaid Backdoor to Your Face Today
1	1 Vote	EU Ditches Plan to Create Awesome Drawings
1	1 Vote	Here's How She Found Out
1	1 Vote	Watch Steve Buscemi's Touching, Teary Tribute to Aaron Rodgers, King Of Movember
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Is a Puppet With a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	7 Pumpkin-Flavored Things Even Better Than We'd Hoped
1	1 Vote	74 Reasons I Miss College: Graduation Edition
1	1 Vote	In the Name of Jesus: Kirk Cameron's History of Money on Penis Pumps
1	1 Vote	2 GIFs of All Time
1	1 Vote	36 White People That Need to Be Watching "The Good Wife"

—	1 Vote	Russia Escalates the Expansion of Police Headquarters in Philadelphia, an Official Says
—	1 Vote	Don't Shower During a Concert. Again. (But He's OK!)
—	1 Vote	Italian Elections: NATO's Weapons Lobby WON With Meloni and Right Now, It's 75% Off
—	1 Vote	Dennis Rodman Weighs in on the Conflict Between Israel and Palestine
—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Brags About Being Dumb as Rocks
—	1 Vote	"The Gabby Petito Story" Is Unsurprisingly Bad ADVICE

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