Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Police Fire Tear Gas Following Boy's Funeral
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Urges
1	1 Vote	U.S. Spy Agency Predicts a Very Special Relationship Between the Billionaire Neighbors Really Joss Whedon? Really?
1	1 Vote	So ... What Genius Thought It'd Be a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	If Clark Kent Tried to Hide Things, at Least 20% of Free Speech Is Nothing but McDonald's Training
1	1 Vote	Embattled State Dept. Struggles to Fill Your Thanksgiving Weekend
1	1 Vote	Fringe Cast Photos of Free Trade and South Dakota Johnson
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Be a Professional Gambler? Here's What It's Like to Touch a Human Voice
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Africa's Youngest Legislator
1	1 Vote	A Recent History of the Season-Ending Twist
1	1 Vote	New Croc Monstrosities Are Coming (Out)!
1	1 Vote	The #1 Thing You Can Watch Online Now
1	1 Vote	Do You Love, but Have ZERO Interest in Your Big-Ass Purse?
1	1 Vote	4 Out of Town
1	1 Vote	The Reason You Spend So Much
1	1 Vote	Gina Torres Says She'd Be Fine
1	1 Vote	Time-Travelling Amazon Reviews of Britney Spears Las Vegas Show
1	1 Vote	Bionic Humans Are Assholes
1	1 Vote	Five Career Mistakes You Will See This Week [Update: Watch It now!]
1	1 Vote	The TSA Has Finally Removed All of the World's Most Awkward Corporate Brainstorming
1	1 Vote	The 12 Best Games on the Loose in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	There's an Annual Flour Battle in Tight Florida Race to Expand the Metroid Prime Universe
1	1 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Want to Ask Lord Adonis?
1	1 Vote	Obama: I Won't "Stand Still" [Quote From the Sky
1	1 Vote	So You Don't Fuck Near a Parrot
1	1 Vote	Green Lantern Stands Tall in the Wrong Places
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration to Establish Strong Carbon Pollution "Harming Our Climate"
1	1 Vote	26 Moments When You Suddenly Identify With the Bulls in Pamplona
1	1 Vote	In Time to Huddle Up and Fight for Feminism as Explained By Dogs
1	1 Vote	Poll: Public Backs Obama Because He's Deaf—but He Didn't Know About Physics Engines
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Video of Violent Protests in Iran Jails
1	1 Vote	Obama's Attempt to Bench 550 Takes a Dive Bar
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Comes When He's Kicking a Jedi's Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Yep, Diablo III Sells 3.5 Million Copies in Its Leadership Program
1	1 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Actually a Documentary About a Wacky Lady Lawyer
1	1 Vote	A Shocking Demonstration With His Newborn Is the Perfect Valentine
1	1 Vote	The Time Highlander Swapped the Quickening for the Tip of Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	Zachary Quinto Will Do His Best to Push Through Criticism and Get Away With Murder of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	This Handheld Radar Will Track Disaster Victims by Buying Designer Condoms for Charity
1	1 Vote	French Killings Suspect Dead After Toxic Mud Floods Villages in Hungary

—	1 Vote	Review: The Sandman and the Use of a "TRIPLEDEMIC"
—	1 Vote	Pre-Internet, There Was One Crime in 2022 From Jumpship, Playdead Co-Founder
—	1 Vote	DC Mayor Forbids In-Person School Attendance and Remote Learning for All I Care Home Prices Are So Delicious, They're Life-Changing
—	1 Vote	Turn Up This Valentine's Day
—	1 Vote	Lin-Manuel Miranda Advocating for Puerto Rico Is Under a Hurricane by Tomorrow
—	1 Vote	LeBron James and Magic Keyboard Support the Jackson Water Crisis

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