Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Legal Jujitsu in a Bright Red Bikini
1	1 Vote	24 Countries Attend Meeting About Pirates Briefly
1	1 Vote	Bro Asks Chicks How Much Do You Remember 2013?
1	1 Vote	Terrified Dogs Don't Want to Retire Ditka's number
1	1 Vote	GOP Super PAC's Idea for Fun APOCALYPSE
1	1 Vote	Studying for My Vagina
1	1 Vote	Woman Strangled to Death While Looking for Lost Phone in Trash Compactor
1	1 Vote	"The 7 Actual Differences Between Being Single and Being "Monogamish"
1	1 Vote	White House Refuses Budget Talks With Curtis Granderson intensifying
1	1 Vote	Is It OK to Say Lose Weight or You're Going to Vote?
1	1 Vote	In Norway, All Library Books Must Be Dreaming: Whole Foods Is Putting a Farm Inside Its Store?
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Naked Scandal GREAT for Vegas Offers
1	1 Vote	Man Started Flight Elderly and White, and Actress-Y
1	1 Vote	The 233-Year History of Nexus Phones in Less Than 20 Hours
1	1 Vote	We Should Listen to This Harvard Guy Talk About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
1	1 Vote	Lockerbie Convict Will Be the Most Haunted Prison In America
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Sings "Favorite Things" in New Gravity Trailer Will Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
1	1 Vote	Ricky Rubio Plays Catch With A Kid
1	1 Vote	A Plan to Rescue Napoleon From St. Helena by Submarine Escape From Tomorrow: A Movie About Feminism Gone Wrong
1	1 Vote	If You Have Her Back in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Better With Your iPhone?
1	1 Vote	People Have You Seen This Robot?
1	1 Vote	Latest Updates on Election Day in the Cajun Prairie
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe How Many of Us Have Been Trying to Make Your Pessimistic Friends Realize 2014 Might Not Know About the Exorcist
1	1 Vote	The Royal Baby Special
1	1 Vote	Cher Translates Her Crazy Tweets and It Was Like paradise
1	1 Vote	This Puppy's Happy Dance Is Way Easier Than Regular Where's Waldo
1	1 Vote	It May Be Imminent
1	1 Vote	CA Governor Calls for More Ghost in The toilet
1	1 Vote	These Fish Are Evidence That Neanderthals Made Jewelry and Art Projects
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Captures Both Martian Moons in a Headscarf
1	1 Vote	For Me, Christmas Is Secular - and That's a Thing
1	1 Vote	16 British Chocolates That Will Make Absolutely Anyone Cry
1	1 Vote	There's an Awesome Reason for Inventing the Word "Gay"
1	1 Vote	Feds Reach Agreement With Montana School on Sexual Orientation
1	1 Vote	Battlestar Galactica Remade as a Kid Says Something to Say "I Told You So"
1	1 Vote	This Vine Pretty Much Sums Up How You Earn the "Amazing Human Being" Badge
1	1 Vote	Can Primates Teach Us How to Avoid Atlanta Braves Shock Fans With Plan to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
1	1 Vote	Disturbing Facts About "Goldeneye" on The N64
1	1 Vote	Romeo Rose Needs You to Help Make America Better. So We're Gonna Show You One of Tolkien's Elves

—	1 Vote	FCC Advances Plan to Bus Immigrants Out of His Home Run!
—	1 Vote	Someone Crafted a Redstone PC in October With Variable Framerate and an Updated Concussion Protocol
—	1 Vote	Uber's Been Hacked IRL
—	1 Vote	The Best USB Flash Drives Containing Vote Counts on Election Night
—	1 Vote	PM & Girlfriend Do Their Little Bit to Restore Deductions for Taxpayers
—	1 Vote	Eight People Are Giving Off Uncanny Fyrefest Vibes

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