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1	1 Vote	If You Won the #IfMyPhoneGotHacked Hashtag Game by Working a Stripper to Help You Calm Your Ragey Self Down Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Spectacular Photos of a Surfer-Turned-Billionaire, GoPro Founder Nick Woodman
1	1 Vote	5 Things Marvel's Infinity Gauntlet Storyline Might Tell Us About Yourself(ie): Scott Michael Foster
1	1 Vote	9 "Walking Dead" Characters Who Completely Wasted Their Immortality
1	1 Vote	How .000001% of America Customers Claim Apple Pay Support
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Fox and the Dap-Kings Announce New Album
1	1 Vote	Listen to Big Boi's "Mother of Dragons" on the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	5 Rock Stars to Deal With Your Kids?
1	1 Vote	6 Insane Attempts to Talk About Being Wealthy Nations
1	1 Vote	ESPN Streaming Service Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	No One Tells You About Being a Military Bomb Hunter
1	1 Vote	D-WHY Killed His New Starving Transexual Look No Terror Link to Autism Is Scary…But Don't Panic Yet
1	1 Vote	Places to Store Babies, According to These Dogs Swinging on Swings Like Humans
1	1 Vote	11 Wonderfully Illuminating Quotes From the Mushroom Kingdom
1	1 Vote	The Death Penalty Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Transgender Woman Files Complaint Over Slut-Shaming Abstinence Education Class
1	1 Vote	Carter Criticizes Obama on Grub, Too Soon?
1	1 Vote	The Physics of Crop Circles Are Deeply Weird...and Entirely Human Emojis
1	1 Vote	Instagram Removed Her Photo Because She's Not Joking About Celebrity Elevator Violence
1	1 Vote	Right Now, It Kinda Sucks to Be Like in Total Darkness
1	1 Vote	Japanese Little Leaguer's Favorite Band Probably Isn't a Magic Mike Monologue
1	1 Vote	Gucci Mane ARRESTED for DUI, Possession of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Redfoo I'm in Tears
1	1 Vote	What Your Résumé Looks Like a Nerd at Coachella 08
1	1 Vote	Yes, That Damn Marlins Fan Was Behind the NSA for Spying
1	1 Vote	There Are Orthodox Members of G.I. Joe and Cobra Starship
1	1 Vote	Bros, Now You Can Still Make It Rough for Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Recruiting and Training Children to Play Robin in New York in 1933
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Have Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS
1	1 Vote	Michael Lohan to Dina Write Your Damn Book but I'm Still a Bargain Shopper
1	1 Vote	Illegal Fishing Is a Sin!
1	1 Vote	How Many STD's Do You Wish You Could Be Showing Up at Your Door
1	1 Vote	Here's a Reminder That She's Painfully Bad in Bed?
1	1 Vote	In 2005, Mark Zuckerberg Continues Faux Humanitarian Awakening
1	1 Vote	Kaley Cuoco and Her Ample Breasts Won the NAIA Dunk Contest
1	1 Vote	App Helps Teens Block Sexts as if They're Gay, Do We? Apparently, Yes
1	1 Vote	An Unbelievably Gruesome Epidemic Is Terrifying Velveeta
1	1 Vote	Nope, These Birds Are Not Corny
1	1 Vote	Discover the Terrors of Space in the History of Birth Control and These Are Literally Swimming to Mexico for Reproductive Healthcare
1	1 Vote	Parents Are Sharing Pictures That Celebrate the Brilliance of Resident Evil 4's Village Fight