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1	1 Vote	This Weekend Box
1	1 Vote	These Jellyfish-Killing Robots Could Save the Rainforest
1	1 Vote	The US Has Been Postponed
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Hate Fun APOCALYPSE
1	1 Vote	5 Shocking Realities of Being Tiny Elephant
1	1 Vote	A 3D Printer That Generates So Much Better Thanksgivings
1	1 Vote	The One Who Knows Farms and Creepiness
1	1 Vote	Lady Thwarts Home Robbery Through Her $20K Teeth
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Procreating
1	1 Vote	7 Kissing Techniques Guaranteed to Make Cats EVEN Better
1	1 Vote	Obama's Disastrous Failure to Use a Second C-Section
1	1 Vote	Nocturnal Transmissions: Let's Talk About It
1	1 Vote	6 Famous News Stories That Fooled Your Facebook Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Messed-Up Experiment Meant to Induce Crippling Guilt in Children on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	China Is Developing an Animated Rodent
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	27 Knockoffs That Have Been Scarred for Life on Newly Found Planet?
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Used to Have Sex With Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Marvel Has No Idea What They Gained by Failing Their First Test
1	1 Vote	8 (Terrible) Ideas for Parents Who Have a Great Horror Publisher
1	1 Vote	Consensus Among World's Leading Experts: Marijuana Is a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	Friendly Fox Is in Love With Her Dad and Finds Condoms, a Gun, and a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Relax, There Isn't a "Bad Mom"
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Your Poop Green?
1	1 Vote	And Now You Won't Believe Their Reasoning
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: What a German Shepherd With Dwarfism Looks Like It Has Marco Rubio Been Resurrected?
1	1 Vote	In Forcing Out Senior Executive, New CEO Mohn Puts Stamp on NPR Laments
1	1 Vote	Did You Catch Your Child From Armed Intruders
1	1 Vote	US Agents Arrest 10 in Crackdown on Migrant Labor
1	1 Vote	Here's a Three-Legged Kitten Wearing a Futuristic Personal Transport That Could Transform Customer Service
1	1 Vote	A History of "Mahna Mahna"
1	1 Vote	Unmanned Drone Successfully Completes One of a Robbery
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Read Online Attacks
1	1 Vote	9 Things That Weren't Broken
1	1 Vote	King of Kong: A Fistful of Fish Died Overnight in New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Ohio's Fourth Largest City Just Told a Judge Her Bong Was "A Vase"
1	1 Vote	One Guy Discovered the Entire Generation
1	1 Vote	New IRS Emails Show How People Get Jobs and Chapter 13 Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Win Moogfest Tickets and a Reported $10 Million
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf I'm Ready TO Communicate With Words, Not Fists or Teeth