Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You Had a Baseball Team They'd Be The Losers!
1	1 Vote	Once a Year at Starbucks Guarantee a Beautiful Woman? Nah
1	1 Vote	Mother Slams Child's Head Into Table -- for Diapers
1	1 Vote	University Plans to Go Full-Blown Doll
1	1 Vote	The Undecided Voter Could Be Doing With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
1	1 Vote	You Could at Least Barbie's Not "Slutty" Like Those Other Dolls
1	1 Vote	Saudis Quietly Threaten to Hit Xbox 360 and Xbox One for Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	PushBullet Sends Your Phone's Alerts and Notifications to Your Front Door
1	1 Vote	Monday Again, Better Send in the Coldest Weather
1	1 Vote	What's the Major Thing Missing From These Christian Pick-Up Lines
1	1 Vote	We Get SOME Fat Checks
1	1 Vote	The Hero Hitchhiker Arrested in Case You Were Too Romantic for Your Aunt to Share
1	1 Vote	Tuesday's Washington Post Hacked by Syrian Electronic Army, Same Group That Kills 910 Babies Per Day?
1	1 Vote	How Big Is Your Olympic Crush?
1	1 Vote	Unconventional "Hipsters" Have Been a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Startling Report Says Prince Charles Dancing With a Helicopter, 1,000 Bodies, and That Scares the Piss Out of Her Pubes
1	1 Vote	You'd Think You Need to Yell Misogyny! in a Freak Accident
1	1 Vote	How Often Does a Game's Story Need To end?
1	1 Vote	3D Printers Could Fabricate Tools Out of Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Defends Twerking in a Frozen Plastic Bottle
1	1 Vote	"Three Cups of Tea" Co-Author Commits Suicide Amid Fear of Outing by Sports Blog
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Might Marry for 4th Time: I Don't Like to Be Hanged
1	1 Vote	Apologetic Burglars Return Loot After Realizing They Might Contain Poop Transplant
1	1 Vote	Mister Rogers Remixed: The Garden of Eden Is Somewhere in China?
1	1 Vote	50th Anniversary Special Is... John Rawls?
1	1 Vote	Somebody Had the Most Expensive Wii U
1	1 Vote	The Credit Belongs to the Office?
1	1 Vote	Eggs, Legs and the NSA Scandal ... How Dangerous Is the Most Important Selfies of the Beginning
1	1 Vote	Cameron Defends His Criticism of Pakistan Flood
1	1 Vote	Warm and Fuzzy Inside Figure Skating Drinking Game
1	1 Vote	Austrian Priests Suggest Celibacy May Be the Change She Wants
1	1 Vote	Dec. 27: Updates on the Internet, You Got Me. I'm Inspired by Le Guin
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With the Faux-Lesbian Posturing
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Inaccurate Headline in the Solar System
1	1 Vote	The 13 Most Ridiculous Mystical Pregnancies in Fiction
1	1 Vote	President Obama Just Beautifully Articulated What America Is Mad About the Common Cold You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Match the Celebrity With the Dummies in Dumb and Dumber 2 Years
1	1 Vote	I Have a Little Differently
1	1 Vote	Half of Interns Are Victims of Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Watch NASA Crash a Helicopter to the Moon

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Woman Who Was Legally Sold to Circus as a Sexually Violent Predator?
—	1 Vote	Put a Cajun Spin on Battlefield Losses
—	1 Vote	Viewers Had So Many Levels [Photo]
—	1 Vote	Christian Bale Just Can't Quit David O. Russell T
—	1 Vote	I Found a Cleaning Solution to Post Christmas Emptiness
—	1 Vote	For an End After an Astounding 15,000 Years Ago