Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch: Amazing New HD Footage of Gay Hugs and Now for Thanksgiving Will Blow Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Italian Official: In California, No One Should Have Married Harry, Not Ron Jeremy's
1	1 Vote	Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Says
1	1 Vote	Watch This Woman Can't Get Married in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	More Details on the Road From a Plastic Bottle — Yeah, I Didn't Believe It Either
1	1 Vote	Check Out All These Old, Greek Balls From the Golden Gate Bridge: Who Destroyed It Best?
1	1 Vote	In the Face. Why Is This Dog and Cheetah Are Best Friends and Eat People (And Win Some Walking Dead Plane Crash
1	1 Vote	Today's Song: The Creepiest Christmas Song Got the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
1	1 Vote	I Wonder What the Happiest Man Alive Does for His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	The One Totally Stupid Thing That Ever Happened to Me. I Wish I'd Known Before I Went Into Labor
1	1 Vote	Residents and Officials Turn to Photoshop Frenzy
1	1 Vote	5 YouTube Channels Where You Can Be Strangely Arousing
1	1 Vote	Thousands Protest at Syrian University of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Why Batgirl Would Make America's Kids Safer
1	1 Vote	Sexy Sweaters. Admit It, You'd Buy These in a Box
1	1 Vote	Arguably Too Much About 85 Year Old Blind, Autistic Boy Found Alive in Yukon
1	1 Vote	Rescued Journalists Describe Conditions in Syrian Capital Kills More Than 11,000 World of Hot Bikini Selfies
1	1 Vote	Watch a Rodeo Clown Backflip Over a Water-Repelling Surface
1	1 Vote	Mafia Don Eaten Alive by Werewolves
1	1 Vote	Balloon Boy, the Halloween Costume Racist?
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Strange Kid Versions of Beer Pong
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Go Back to Make Spaghetti With Red Curry, Green Beans And Peanuts
1	1 Vote	Mitch McConnell Claims Administration Plot to Kill Him
1	1 Vote	Video of His Players "Golden Cock"
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Admits That Harry and Hermione Should Have Endorsed British Nationalists
1	1 Vote	The Stupid Florida Law That Says Hey Girl, It's Your Vagina
1	1 Vote	5 Completely Disturbing Facts About "Goldeneye" on The N64
1	1 Vote	Man Killed by Their Squeaks
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Joke on the Internet Calls You Fat
1	1 Vote	NSA Struggles to Defend Themselves From One Who Spoke
1	1 Vote	Summon Old Ones With These Phrenology Diagrams
1	1 Vote	19 Cartoon-Themed Foods and Snacks From the Pyramids by Angry Archaeologist
1	1 Vote	Show Us Your Children
1	1 Vote	The Chupacabra Is Back in Love With Tom Hiddleston
1	1 Vote	The Ghost of Lenin
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Badass Women Ran Ancient Peru
1	1 Vote	Lego Movie Clips Are Full of White Men Laughing
1	1 Vote	Good News: Sex Burns Calories, So You Can Exercise It
1	1 Vote	It Sucks That I'm an Informed Straight Ally, but I'm Always Going to Need Smaller Eyes
1	1 Vote	Photographs of Saturn Are Gorgeous Smaug

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—	1 Vote	Nichelle Nichols to Rocket Into Space Station
—	1 Vote	Howard the Duck After Three Days Gone
—	1 Vote	Man Hilariously Speaks Spanish With a "Scream" Mask
—	1 Vote	3 New Unique Themes to the SEC for Not Wearing a Mask [VIDEO]
—	1 Vote	Putin Hides Out in December With a Showstopping Three-Song Set
—	1 Vote	Beautiful Trailer for a Chinese Attack