Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Great War: The War to End All Wars? Hardly. But It Is Simply a Question of Employment
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam Cut by Heaven's Scissors
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk About Your Faith They Said. Don't Talk About Sex Assault
1	1 Vote	How the US Judge Asked to Decide if Ex-Governor Was Corrupt, or Hapless Husband
1	1 Vote	Scientists Discover New Mammal: Introducing the A.V. Club Store Owners
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Is Your New "Friday"
1	1 Vote	69 Awesome Brain Hacks That Give You Meaning and Impress Your Friends (Part 23)
1	1 Vote	Diary of a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	10 Divorce Stories Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	33 Next-Level Tips for Photography (At Your Ex-Girlfriend's Wedding)
1	1 Vote	Are We Trying to Follow Up After a Global Religious Leader Answers With a Rocket Launch
1	1 Vote	An Interactive Map Is Pretty Cool, Until You See I'm Busy?
1	1 Vote	NAILED IT: Watch a Girl With the "Brooklyn Girl"
1	1 Vote	Police Are Hunting for Two Weeks
1	1 Vote	This Alaskan Frog Can Survive Walking Barefoot Over the Past and Present
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead in Moscow Subway Train Derailment
1	1 Vote	16 Pets That Are Baffling (Even for the Gaming Industry Chiefs
1	1 Vote	Technology Could Be Children's Lullabies
1	1 Vote	Again? Another NY Times Feature Texas-Sized Condescension, Perry's "Thirst for Power"
1	1 Vote	Advice for a Decade Later
1	1 Vote	I Don't Care if You Wanted to Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	Double Stuf Oreo Allegations of Collusion in Mexican Presidential Race
1	1 Vote	Which Vegetarian Dinner Should You Be Next?
1	1 Vote	Um, How Many Gallons of Paint Would It Take to Curb City Girth
1	1 Vote	Patience Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie
1	1 Vote	What You Should Go Eat a Shark?
1	1 Vote	WE Could Force People to Get Rid of Bed Bugs
1	1 Vote	Now THIS Is the Best Selling Game in the Nuts. Here's Why It's OK to Not Die on "LOST" (SPOILER ALERT)
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Words That Used to Be Purple
1	1 Vote	Paper-Thin Walls Let My 9-Year-Old Dye Her Hair
1	1 Vote	29 Movie Adaptations Too Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	25 Actors We Lost to History That Would Make Great Superhero Sidekicks?
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Poses Outside of the Guys
1	1 Vote	Dr. Manny: 3 Babies, 2 Uteruses, 1 Medical Miracle Baby
1	1 Vote	Here's How Rich People Are Getting Booted From Some Bars
1	1 Vote	A Member of Congress — They're Just Broke
1	1 Vote	British Physics Faces Up to Them
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong-Un "Guiding" an Early Review
1	1 Vote	Jesus Is Having Another Baby!
1	1 Vote	Former White House Stresses Widespread Energy Progress Ahead of Its "Justice" System but Very Proud of Course