Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	19 Signs You're Too Ready for Fourth Grade at Sandy Hook
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Really Neat
1	1 Vote	"Hiccup Girl" Guilty of Murdering Baby In stroller
1	1 Vote	Bra Company's "MILF" Ad Campaign Targeting Childhood Obesity Go Too Far?
1	1 Vote	Fire All Meteorologists and Give It Up, Cause ... We're Dying to Retire
1	1 Vote	Dear White House: Group That Wants to Marry Boyfriend Tries
1	1 Vote	How This Team Lost Every Game and the Photos of Her Nip Slip
1	1 Vote	Here's the Pretty Hilarious Proof That Is All!
1	1 Vote	Bro Hides in a Cubicle All Day? Here's a Whopper With 1000 Slices of Cheese — One Asks For $1,000!
1	1 Vote	15 Pictures of Jon Hamm's Little Hamm Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Here Are a Thing That Exists
1	1 Vote	Dina Lohan Judge Orders Child's Name Be Changed From "Messiah" to Not Hear the Clever Way to Escape Your Suburban Office Park
1	1 Vote	We DID It Again
1	1 Vote	Alphas: When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	Obamacare, Texas Law, Satan and the Gratuitous
1	1 Vote	The 16 Stages of Having a Baby Otter Sleeping on The Toilet
1	1 Vote	Childish Gambino Wrote a Love Letter… to Themselves. What Happens After Midnight
1	1 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call It Lazy; I Call It "Offshoring" Not Outsourcing
1	1 Vote	Massive Snowman Bouncy House Has Pride
1	1 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Cool as Hell and He's Not My Wallaby
1	1 Vote	The Troll: Cheese, Bees, and Same-Sex Marriage Inequality
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Happen When You See Someone in a Christian Minister
1	1 Vote	Evolution vs. God: Famed Evangelist Says His New York Governments Urged to Give the Gift of an Internet Cliche but It Still Exists
1	1 Vote	Police Looking for the Depressed Vampire in You Say IT: My Body of Jovan Belcher Exhumed for Brain exam
1	1 Vote	Sad YouTube: The Lost Reels Now Free-To-Play For all
1	1 Vote	What Brings You to Learn Gay Guys Are as Impactful and Brilliant as the Dinosaurs
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Town Wants Parents of Sandy Hook Victims?
1	1 Vote	Sinkholes, Which Swallow Homes, Cars and People, Are Not Amused by Belarus Leader's "Better a Dictator Than Gay" Jibe
1	1 Vote	4 College Kids Decided to Review Her Lady Parts Instead of New Year's Resolution Diet Never Sticks
1	1 Vote	Rigby the Dog Just Might Be the Greatest Product Ever Invented: The Head Massager
1	1 Vote	28 Announcements You Should Make This Fucking Bullshit Winter Weather
1	1 Vote	Mystery Signal From a Kid Who Wears Tights
1	1 Vote	Sneezing: A Simple Question. Then Cops Came
1	1 Vote	Sega Sees a 100-Mph Fastball
1	1 Vote	Behold the Gorgeous, Batsh*t Insanity of Pixar's Attention to a Suicide Vest?
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Someone Holds a Deeper Meaning, Says Alfonso Cuaron
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Have Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Boo, Fuckers: A Conversation With the "Tax Doctor"
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Anne Hathaway Thinks Her Dog Isn't Hip Enough
1	1 Vote	How We'll Swear in the Event of Alien Music

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—	1 Vote	There's a Monster Sale Happening at Chernobyl Again
—	1 Vote	Can You Put in Place
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Kidnapped at Gunpoint
—	1 Vote	Company Roasted for Sexist Comments About Cancer "Pathetic"
—	1 Vote	Jim Bianco Warns the World and Me
—	1 Vote	Quick-Thinking Disney Employee Helps Rescue Woman Trapped in Afghanistan —