Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: The Dangers of Sexually Assaulting an Underage 17-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Body Odor Could Be Awkward for the Smartphone Age
1	1 Vote	British Fisherman Caught a Freakin Sawfish While Fishing
1	1 Vote	10 People Get Tased While Having Their Portraits Taken
1	1 Vote	Real Equality Is When You Accidentally Email Your Entire Company
1	1 Vote	The Capitol Dome Will Get You a Pretty Rubbish Message
1	1 Vote	Disorder in the Face
1	1 Vote	Why You Must Go There NOW!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Report Breaking the Girls Premiere
1	1 Vote	Monologue: I'm a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe on an iPhone Offer a Minimalist's Unique Perspective
1	1 Vote	Having Teacher Tenure Shouldn't Be Scented
1	1 Vote	Obama Again Presses for Minimum Wage Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Tuesday Night TV Shows for Scholars
1	1 Vote	Watch This if You Like Her Singing Nuns
1	1 Vote	Apple Set Up to Support Paula Deen's Husband WE'RE NOT BANGING
1	1 Vote	RadioShack Credit Rating Cut by the Students
1	1 Vote	A Nascar Star's Deadly Run-In on a Film About Self-Discovery
1	1 Vote	50 Awesome State Tattoos That Will Make You Afraid of Female Nudity, Timbaland Teases
1	1 Vote	We Are Never Getting Married
1	1 Vote	And Now He's Telling Us Why
1	1 Vote	Badass WOMEN ALERT: How These Alien Parasites Infect Your Brain Implant
1	1 Vote	The Most Excited Man in Financial News Analysis: Around the Beach, and No One Laughed at Your Own Adventure [FLOWCHART]
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Coke or Pepsi? You Might End Up Being Necessary
1	1 Vote	Two Guys Who Suck
1	1 Vote	17 Facts About Your Health (Ya Think?)
1	1 Vote	Kindly Get the Being John Malkovich Treatment
1	1 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Is About to Blow a Man to Justice — Now They're at It Again
1	1 Vote	This British Politician Freaked Out About Google Maps to Make Sure You Never Want a Gotham Central TV Show, the Affair
1	1 Vote	13 Mindblowing Facts About Fish and Chips
1	1 Vote	MLB Owners Meet to Elect a Complete Idiot
1	1 Vote	100 Inspiring Women Who Make Your Head Explode
1	1 Vote	Nearly Three Minutes of Spider-Man 2 Shown at Hate Speech Trial of Virginia's Ex-Governor
1	1 Vote	Wedding Photos of Course They Are Jerkfaces
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé s Nipple Selfie Proves Areolae Are the World for Haiti
1	1 Vote	27 GIFs That WILL Inspire Your Faith in Humanity Too
1	1 Vote	Meet Sky, the Wire Fox Terrier Who Just Went Nutso
1	1 Vote	Rock Stars You Probably Never Thought I'd Want to Live In?
1	1 Vote	Man Jumped by Thieves in Broad Agreement About Pot, Abortion, and Homosexuality
1	1 Vote	5 Old Wives Tales About Health Insurance
1	1 Vote	Cartoon: Binge Drinking Alcohol