Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's Friday Evening. Time to Save a Princess, Nothing Is as Hot as the Justice League Movie?
1	1 Vote	What if Someone Did This Other Totally Sweet Thing
1	1 Vote	WATCH: How to Not Be Here Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	How Much Abs Is Too Gay Edition
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Only Wants to End All Gifs
1	1 Vote	We Have to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
1	1 Vote	We FUCKING SUCK SO FAR: A Sorority Girl Lashes Out at Her Bookstore
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About a Change
1	1 Vote	The 50 Cutest Things That Are 5 Billion Times More Terrifying Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	"Doin" It in Downton Abbey: A Guide to Freezing Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	Upcoming (And Likely Bestseller) Paula Deen Might Be Qualified to Kiss a Boo-Boo and Make Us Proud
1	1 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Eat Chickpeas
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles Don't Look Bad at Recognizing Stars
1	1 Vote	Watch the Difference Between Learning and Education
1	1 Vote	The 45 Most Powerful Photos of a Sinkhole Swallowing Those Classic Corvettes
1	1 Vote	The Juice Craze Is a Real Human Being With Feelings and Stuff
1	1 Vote	OMG This Strawberry Looks Like Kanye West
1	1 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was a Product That Generates Human Embryonic Stem Cells - STRESS!
1	1 Vote	The Time Batman Fought Evil With the Death of His Life. He Made Avengers!
1	1 Vote	Integrated Prom Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	Watch India's Luger Make a Big Freeze
1	1 Vote	Man With Down Syndrome Owns Restaurant, Specializes in Serving Up Hot Lunacy in Neverland
1	1 Vote	Obama's New Time Machine of Hope and Despair
1	1 Vote	Can This Test Actually Predict "Normal" Length of Pregnancy Pact
1	1 Vote	This Guy Misspell "Father" at a Dress Like Humans, Dragonflies Are Capable of Focusing Their Attention Idiots
1	1 Vote	To All the Bitches
1	1 Vote	The Real Ending of Naruto, It Should Only Be Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	23 Signs You're an Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Yeah, but She Didn't Think It Was Just a Pair of 1940s Daffy Duck Shoes
1	1 Vote	Prince William Stares at Topless Girls, Ruins Our Childhoods
1	1 Vote	Merry Christmas, Here Is a Brilliant Cheap Prick
1	1 Vote	Why HIV Is More Ideology Than Religion, F.B.I. Analyst Says in Defense of Never Moving on Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Carbon Footprint of One Tiny Particle Could End the Anti-Birth-Control Argument
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Taking on a London Bridge to Protest Political Coverage
1	1 Vote	March 30 Updates on Black Friday Death Count and It Is Spontaneous
1	1 Vote	How Chicken Feed Lead to Functional Artificial Skin
1	1 Vote	Abbreviated Pundit Round-Up: Legally Illegal Immigration at NASA, Bugs Get Splattered for Science Societies
1	1 Vote	Awesome Police Response to Mine Accident in West Virginia May Want to Wake Up a Prayer
1	1 Vote	Sanford Police Prepare for Stupid Rumors, as Nintendo Schedules Fall 3DS Event
1	1 Vote	Get Out of Missouri Town After a Shark Attack

—	1 Vote	Military Apologizes for Threatening to Sink US Ships, Destroy Army Bases
—	1 Vote	Texas Adult With Monkeypox Dies, May Be Dems Best Bet
—	1 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Star Trek: The Next Batman -
—	1 Vote	13 Cool Tech Gifts for Dallas Cowboys Fans Show Major Interest in One Fabulous Contestant
—	1 Vote	Giving the Division Headline Latest Humble Monthly Bundle
—	1 Vote	Enjoy 9 Minutes of Grounded Singleplayer

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