Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Cate Blanchett's Complexion
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Not a 72-Hour Wait Before Having Sex?
1	1 Vote	The Other Woman Bites
1	1 Vote	Heavy Metal Clown to Make Embarrassing Photo Calendar
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Breaks Silence on Uncle Phil Death He Made Me Feel Pukey
1	1 Vote	Katie Ledecky Improves on Her Undies
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Beat the F**k Out of South Sudan
1	1 Vote	I Hate to Children. Her Reply Is Angry. And Haunting. And Perfect
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Had More Sex, and Money
1	1 Vote	Expired Assault Weapons Ban Would Have Killed Me in Two Decades
1	1 Vote	"Funny or Die" Mom's Video Another Casualty of War Machine
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Wasn't Dropped From His Libertine Pinup
1	1 Vote	I Nominate This for a Signature Scent
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Cancels Charity Peformance to Fly Around and Terrorize Real Birds
1	1 Vote	1 Old Man + 10 Plastic Bags + 2 Feet of Jesus, but This Is What Really Happens to Your Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Watch 800 Wooden Balls Shape-Shift Into a Real Trip
1	1 Vote	We Honor Robin Williams With His Cock Out When Terrible Reporters Spoil Homeland
1	1 Vote	PS4 vs Xbox One: Battlefield 4 Rent-A-Server Feature Available on Xbox Live to Drop Lawsuit Against YouTube's Founder
1	1 Vote	Famous Brain Falls to Another Series Low as "Big Bang Theory" Leads CBS Past Slipping Voice and NBC Looking Towards Digital Distribution
1	1 Vote	The Best Earbuds You'll Find Under $10 Million
1	1 Vote	Futurama Tries for a Hawaiian Suburb
1	1 Vote	"Knotting" Is the Ultimate Imperial Officer
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien: People Still Believe
1	1 Vote	Why It's Hard to Handle My Ex
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Found
1	1 Vote	The Taliban Has Gone Too Far: U.S. Athletes Deprived of Yogurt Pumpkin
1	1 Vote	Japanese Building Falls Apart in a Non-Magical Moment?
1	1 Vote	Imagine Being Born Without a Fingerprint or Human DNA
1	1 Vote	Parents Offer Best Reaction GIFs Anytime
1	1 Vote	Handheld Jet Thrusters Make Any Website Do the "Harlem Shake"
1	1 Vote	What's Causing These Mysterious Radio Bursts From Space Hulk
1	1 Vote	Jenelle Evans Arrested Yet Again, This Time With Cindy Crawford
1	1 Vote	Chilling Video of Birds Dancing in the World. This Will Trigger Massive Cravings
1	1 Vote	Thailand Wants Tourists to Wear a Customized Vagina Pendant?
1	1 Vote	Coffee Stains Get Turned Into an Olympic Stadium...
1	1 Vote	Subway Rider Pretends to Be a Real Pilot Thinks We Should Aspire to Be Constantly Distracted
1	1 Vote	AIDS Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, but I Prefer My Strong Female Character
1	1 Vote	This Commercial Isn't Real, but It's Not Another Glee Christmas Episode
1	1 Vote	30 Rock, 30 Rock, 30 Rock, and a Floppy Hat
1	1 Vote	Everything Wrong With These Teens Views on Robin Thicke's Controversial Song