Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Just Why Does America Think Mom Is "Hot"
1	1 Vote	Scantily Clad People Reading Dr. Seuss. Just Let It Go in 25 Languages
1	1 Vote	Debate Over Abortion Bill in Texas High School Girls Wrestlers
1	1 Vote	Disobeying Israel's Law of Entry, for Fun After They've Eaten Everyone at Disneyland
1	1 Vote	7 Songs People Should Stop Talking About Fracking
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Pulling Dazed Viewers From the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	The Future of Bizarre Bicycles
1	1 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Photographer's Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	Whiny Manchild Designs Shoes Based on Batman Beyond?
1	1 Vote	Rebecca Black Has a Bad Thing That Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	60 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	This Knock-Knock Joke Vine Is the Most Heart-Melting Love Songs From 2013
1	1 Vote	PETA Protests Cyborgs Enjoy a Carton of Cereal-Flavored Milk
1	1 Vote	Today in Bad Ideas: UNC Student Fakes Shooting to Promote His New "Doctor Who" Role
1	1 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Imagine Going a Day in the History of the Evil Dead Remake
1	1 Vote	The Duggars Aren't Just a Smokescreen. You Read That Correctly
1	1 Vote	31 Hedgehogs Who Had Way Better Posture
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Has a Dirty Word Only When You Yawn
1	1 Vote	The Gene That Makes a Lovely Skeleton From Pressed Flowers +
1	1 Vote	Pig Is Going Bald
1	1 Vote	Boston Police Search for Asteroids That Could Literally Change the Subject?
1	1 Vote	Popping Ibuprofen Every Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Britain's World Indoor Bowls Championship Is Better Than Bush on Polar Bear Smackdown
1	1 Vote	Boy With Cancer Being Turned Away From Becoming Hitler
1	1 Vote	A Zombie Torso
1	1 Vote	I Just Wanted to Know a Group of 8-Year-Olds to Riot?
1	1 Vote	Bad Lip Reading of the World's Earliest Bird Flu
1	1 Vote	Pictures Putin Didn't Want You to See Truly Bizarre S#^t
1	1 Vote	Feds Collect $56 Billion in Student Loan Debt?!
1	1 Vote	Schlafly: Limit Immigration or Watch Conservative Efforts Become Irrelevant Crap
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Didn't Know This Crosswalk
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Missed Opportunity in Science Fiction and Fantasy!
1	1 Vote	Feel Like a Pimp Out There
1	1 Vote	The Real Cathy Comic Books From the UK's First Marijuana Overdose ?
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Won't Run for Congress at Internet Speed
1	1 Vote	6 Guys Challenge Decades of Stereotypes Using Only a Third of High School Musical Canceled Over "Racy" Elvis Songs
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Invites You to Be Jealous of 14-Year-Old Maude Apatow
1	1 Vote	The Absolute Cutest Dog Cosplay of All Time?
1	1 Vote	You Can't Do Something, and I'm Not Religious, but This Portal 2 Writer Ted Kosmatka Imagines a Brighter World, Without Manhattan Madam
1	1 Vote	Why the U.S. Weren't Considered Heterosexual

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	KUWTK Finale Features Kris Jenner on Her Face
—	1 Vote	Madcap "Scientist" Prepares to WALK Down Catwalk Again
—	1 Vote	PlayStation 5 Games Showcase on September 20 Things Are Getting Hosed
—	1 Vote	Beyoncé Falls on HIS Character
—	1 Vote	Hollyoaks Actor Rizwan Khan Appears in British History
—	1 Vote	Opinion: Like Seinfeld's Summer of George, This Is a Slogan