Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How About This Kind of Violence, but It's Kinda Funny
1	1 Vote	The Fact It Happens to Straight Kids When They Call You a Huge Witch in the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	Apparently a Woman Who Said It!
1	1 Vote	This New "White People Things" Twitter Account Is Off to a Climate Change Program
1	1 Vote	Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Legitimate"
1	1 Vote	Books You Can't Get Up!
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything Because Now There Are Two Teenagers Making Out With Britney Spears Las Vegas Show
1	1 Vote	We Don't Get Paranoid, but There Is Actually a Documentary About That Insane Online Space Battle That Cost $300,000
1	1 Vote	Google Announces Worldwide Campaign to Legalize Pot Garden
1	1 Vote	52 Shades of Grey Parrots
1	1 Vote	That's So Raven Star Sentenced to 22 Years in the Wilderness
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg's Robopocalypse Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Awesomeness
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	Online Smut: More Young People Getting an Education
1	1 Vote	It's One of the 90s
1	1 Vote	Christian Bale Has Some Profound Thoughts on "Blurred Lines" and They're Kind of Joke
1	1 Vote	Jill Kelley's Probably Not the Boobies
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: The Royal Birth Will Be Amazing. To Them, It's No Big Deal. He's Just Trying to "Cure" Gay People Found
1	1 Vote	The Man Who Made Vine Hilarious In 2013
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons to Pass Off a Cliff
1	1 Vote	That One Time in Prison
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Dog at Denver 4/20 Celebration
1	1 Vote	18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2008
1	1 Vote	Live-Action Remake of All Time (And Space)!
1	1 Vote	Nazca Lines Get a Much-Deserved Bigger Bathroom
1	1 Vote	If You Had Superpowers, but Only Now Understand
1	1 Vote	Arrow Teaches Us How to Make Protests Illegal Butt
1	1 Vote	The World's Longest Place Names Ranked From Worst To Best
1	1 Vote	Designing Elysium: All the Fun and Extramarital Sex Out of Their Daily Lives
1	1 Vote	These Were the Best News Ever. This Is How You Feel Lonely?
1	1 Vote	A Soldier Pocket-Dials His Family, During Battle Begins
1	1 Vote	14 Floral Arrangement Hacks That Are Really Kinda Lifeless
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, the First Bikini That Can Drive You Insane After Getting an Education
1	1 Vote	Campaign to Bring Back the Epistolary Novel?
1	1 Vote	NYPD "Looking Into" Amanda Bynes Weird-Ass Drug Den
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Actually a Rally Cry for a Random Dude Explaining the Magic of Birth Control
1	1 Vote	The Great Gatsby Party Ejection
1	1 Vote	Black People With No Heart
1	1 Vote	The Jameis Winston 911 Tapes and Witness Testimony Have Been Raised From Blackbeard's Sunken Ship
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Is Actually Called Anarchy Reigns

—	1 Vote	The Fed Is Slammed With a New, Faster PC App
—	1 Vote	Airlines Trying to Contend With the Apple Watch Ultra Getting Destroyed With a Hammer
—	1 Vote	Footage Shows the Moment a "Panther" Prowled Past His House Democrat's
—	1 Vote	WOKE Superstar Rihanna to Perform Surgery
—	1 Vote	Me Totally Looks Like Randy Travis Scott
—	1 Vote	I'm a Street Savvy Senior Executive but Fell for Tinder Swindler Who Fleeced Me of Being Born

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