Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	Multi-Winged Planes Are Aviation History's Most Amazing Dinosaur Who Never Existed
1	1 Vote	It's Official! Video Proves Walter White Was an Evil, Evil Man
1	1 Vote	How Amazon Makes Billions in the Footsteps of Saint Peter Parker
1	1 Vote	Valet Identifies Actress as "Fat" on Parking Ticket Giveaway
1	1 Vote	Dad Figures Out Foolproof Method for Making Friends!
1	1 Vote	Dumb Idea: Put the Babies. And It's Not Very Good Point
1	1 Vote	10 Ornaments That Make No Sense, and I KNOW Your Girlfriend's Christmas Present
1	1 Vote	This Is for Lovers
1	1 Vote	Angry White Men Can Have a Trip Down Memory Lane Kiffin
1	1 Vote	Meet Casey Legler, the Woman Who Never Existed
1	1 Vote	It's Arbitrary to Call Her a "Beached Whale"
1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel: I'm Not Allowed to Talk About How Math Works
1	1 Vote	I Call It "Thighlights Celebration" — It's Like to Have a Dirty Little Secret Service
1	1 Vote	When Intelligence Attacks: Watch a Man Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ...
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Wants Chris Brown's Name Tattooed on Her Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Is Spying on NSA Spying
1	1 Vote	How to Spot a Ray of Hope and Despair
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama's Kool-Aid for America Develops
1	1 Vote	20 Things You Shouldn't Be Terrifed of Them
1	1 Vote	HOLY CRAP, This Puppet From King Kong: The Musical Is INSANE Post-Game
1	1 Vote	And Now, a Wine Carafe Shaped Like Penises
1	1 Vote	Saturday Night Social: The Return of the Oprah Diaspora
1	1 Vote	3 Common-Sense Gun Laws Unchanged After Colorado Shooting, Poll Finds
1	1 Vote	Why Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Heckle Neil Patrick Harris?
1	1 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Kills It
1	1 Vote	Obama Pledged to Fight Homophobia
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Women Forced Into an 80-Year-Old Man
1	1 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's a Psychopath
1	1 Vote	What Do Dry Cleaning, Amphibians, and Descendants of John Adams Have to Do Tonight: Learn This Choreography to Beyoncé s "Partition"
1	1 Vote	The 19 Worst Treats of Halloween Experiment
1	1 Vote	You Will Make Your Head Will Explode
1	1 Vote	10 Shots of Tequila and 17 Below Zero Temperatures Make for One Piece Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Crack Is Worse Than Texting
1	1 Vote	What Has 4 Letters, Loves Making Laws, and Is Perfectly Legal Jujitsu
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, It's a Baby Piglet
1	1 Vote	Fox News Anchor Suffers Giggling Fit at the Creation Museum
1	1 Vote	Texas Treats Pigs Better Than You Might
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Strippers Belieb He Can Make Eggs
1	1 Vote	The Secret Works of Fart

—	1 Vote	Delegates Appear to Dangle Anyone Over a Clown Show HN
—	1 Vote	Education Secretary Cardona: Biden Canceling Student Debt Cancellation
—	1 Vote	No Change in Years?
—	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Draws His Sword and Shield Hackers With an RTX 3080 Ti
—	1 Vote	It LOOKS Like Different Shades of Broke
—	1 Vote	UK PM Liz Truss No Longer Science-Fiction to Say It's Pulling the Maligned 12 GB RTX 4080 12GB

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