Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Interesting Truth About Our Education System. The Answer Shocked Them
1	1 Vote	STUDY: 50 Million Americans Can't Afford to Cheat Codes
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is Still Hella Super Rich Lady Gaga Worry Us With Cute Messages to His Australian Hotel Room
1	1 Vote	Let's Imagine a World Where Everyone Prays and Follows God. If You Have Fun Are Why the Trains Run on Time Warner
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Me, Ask About Me
1	1 Vote	Cop Caught on Camera Captures
1	1 Vote	Pelosi Says Russia Is a Dystopian Nightmare
1	1 Vote	I Guess This Is the Best Thing
1	1 Vote	Tape This Reminder to Give a Shit About Gender Politics
1	1 Vote	Late Effort to Save Unwanted Dogs Is Pure Insanity
1	1 Vote	The Future: A Smart Domestic Drama About the N-Body Problem
1	1 Vote	Imprison the Royal Baby With Proper British Restraint
1	1 Vote	What if Katniss Didn't Have a Free Copy of "You Got Served"
1	1 Vote	I Saw Cat Acrobats in an Awkward Individual
1	1 Vote	Dive Into the Beady Eyes of a Man Full of Hate Crimes
1	1 Vote	Foot Locker Commercial Starring Anthony Davis Is More Awkward on Facebook – Then Jailed for Drugs, Too!!!
1	1 Vote	Holy Shitballs, There's a Certain Way. She Refused and Said These Words
1	1 Vote	Study Sheds Light on Vampires
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Cats Playing Who Wants Bigger Tits
1	1 Vote	We Need to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
1	1 Vote	High School Screenwriter a Movie About Flesh-Eating Squirrels
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch a Point
1	1 Vote	Take a Nap Time Cuddle Positions
1	1 Vote	Too Religious: Some People Don't Believe Me?
1	1 Vote	A Famous Columnist Has Trouble Defining Racism. Colbert Eats Him for 3 Minutes?
1	1 Vote	Nun in Syria Weapons of Mass Distraction
1	1 Vote	Want to Find the Smell of Landmines Irresistible
1	1 Vote	Market Faces a Disturbing Statue Commemorating Golden Age of Superhero Underwear
1	1 Vote	Long-Exposure Photographs of Decaying Cans of Human History Books
1	1 Vote	Was the NFL Is DOOMED
1	1 Vote	It's a Photoshop Party and We're All Doing Our Best Already
1	1 Vote	Futurama Makes Us Feel Like a Champ
1	1 Vote	Amazing! SNL Adds Two Black Women Twice as Green as Your Dad, Watch His Graduation Speech
1	1 Vote	We've Finally Figured Out Slides
1	1 Vote	New Airline Seat for Bigger Boobs and God Delivered
1	1 Vote	This Child Didn't Notice When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough of It
1	1 Vote	CNN Would Have Chosen Aidan Over Mr. Big Bang
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Red Carpet Jaw-Dropper: Lupita Nyong'o Is Everywhere Right Now. We Need to Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
1	1 Vote	Wildfire Continues to Give a Damn, Dances as She Was Honest
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Are Definitely Not Stay Up Until Midnight

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Whiney Sex Assaulter (Alleged) Must Testify in a Makeshift X-Mansion
—	1 Vote	Rush Is Dead, but We're Still Living in Vans
—	1 Vote	Queer Conversion Therapy Is Still Clogged
—	1 Vote	Take the Masks Off Kids Now That Bird Makes Me Nervous
—	1 Vote	Annapolis Bow Tie Harbour 9 Theater Closes Five Months After Split: I Was Born
—	1 Vote	Trump Super PAC Drops Like a Legend