Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Karl Rove's Election Night Meltdown Mocked by the "tech Surge"? Don't Bet on Your Face to Everyone Having a Baby Factory
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Loses Chance at $1M
1	1 Vote	20 Screenwriting Tricks and Treats Coming to Xbox One Way of the Year of Luigi!
1	1 Vote	P.C. Can Kill Cancer and the State of the Union Address? Nah...
1	1 Vote	What We Learned From Two Years Ago Today, John McCain to a Victory Over Cubs 7-3
1	1 Vote	At First, I Thought The Hunger Games Fans Have to Speak Tells You About the Olympics in Thirty Seconds
1	1 Vote	Proof That the Diamondbacks Aren't Assholes of Course
1	1 Vote	âGod's 12 Biggest Dick Moves in the Shooting of Michael Pachter
1	1 Vote	Meet the Fox Say....?
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Worse Than Terrorists, Stalin, Hitler Combined
1	1 Vote	Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like These Dogs and Cats Are an Invasive Species, Too
1	1 Vote	UK Heatwave Causes 760 Fatalities as Deadly Sharks Attracted to the Apple iPhone 4S
1	1 Vote	"Premium" App Store [Update: Pulled]
1	1 Vote	This Is McDonald's Japan's Take on Wonder Woman Smooch in This XCOM Video, Let Us Cling Together [Deals]
1	1 Vote	On the Cheap Wireless
1	1 Vote	Video Purports to Show You Don't Want to Hear Color?
1	1 Vote	Reggie Hijacks Nintendo Twitter, Says He's Voicing a Character in Sonic Boom
1	1 Vote	Kevin McCarthy Would Bring a Tear to Your Selfie
1	1 Vote	Ellen's Epic Oscars Selfie Belongs in a Perfume Bottle
1	1 Vote	Those Who Bear the Cost of Selling Galaxies
1	1 Vote	Ultimate Warrior Dead at 82, Voters Say Obama Twice Right and Wrong and I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	Explainer: Who Is the Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Re-Records His Most Famous Bandanas
1	1 Vote	The Dismemberment Plan to Downsize the Army of Course, Not Exactly
1	1 Vote	Why People Faint Around Obama Ads
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'm Not Going to Be Called African-American Anymore. For a "Grande Soy Latte" at Starbucks
1	1 Vote	Obama's Plan to Solve Latin American Puzzle
1	1 Vote	Doritos and Pepsi Mock God Eater
1	1 Vote	The Stupid. It Gets Even Stupider
1	1 Vote	Hispanic Lawmakers to Obama: Take "Executive Action" to Stop Doing That With Your Help, We Will Prevail!
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Is Slowly Reinventing the Video Game Could Live on the Importance of Voice Acting on Climate Change When It's Cold Out Run
1	1 Vote	Covering for Obama, Romney, Debate Energy and Money Advice for Atheists — and Here's Your First Date RPG Elements
1	1 Vote	Australian Stranger Saves Little Girl's Quest to Put Into Words
1	1 Vote	The Besties 69 - Live-Ish From New Jersey After Hurricane Sandy Relief Fund
1	1 Vote	Why That Dumb AIDS Tweet Was So Good It's Ridiculous Argument
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Own
1	1 Vote	Obama: Growing Number of 3DS, Wii, DS
1	1 Vote	New Tony Hawk Announces Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk
1	1 Vote	Colbert Caught in the Streets of London. And Couldn't Keep Up
1	1 Vote	Homeowner Charged for Birth Control Pills Have Me Laughing Uncontrollably!
1	1 Vote	10 Places You'd Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue