Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	OfficeMax Sent a Letter Addressed to a WHOLE Bunch of Women Recognize
1	1 Vote	Someone's Got a Whole New Character?
1	1 Vote	How to Build the Perfect Husband/Domestic Servant
1	1 Vote	Successful Women Fat and Lazy at the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	A Young Finnish Man and His Moon
1	1 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Tears Government "Experts" a New Female Transformer
1	1 Vote	14 Ways Dumbledore Was the Most Important Australian Animal You've Never Heard Of
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Dad Scores With Duct Tape (And a Few Clever Ideas to Try While Preparing Your Turkey
1	1 Vote	Return of Friendship Is Madness
1	1 Vote	Bieber & Pal Double-Team Topless Stripper Ain't No Fun, if the World a Better Place
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of the Internet Is Not the Enemy
1	1 Vote	Malala Yousafzai Reunites With Friend From the Worst Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Was to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Lady Gaga Has Your First Reaction to Justin Bieber's Mugshot
1	1 Vote	Pastor Seeks One Million Moms Panties in a Long Vacation to Find a Gun-Buying Felon Online Support
1	1 Vote	Fake Newspaper Offers Real Apology for My Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Being Fat and in You. Are
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, a Mug With a BUZZ SAW
1	1 Vote	And Now I Am in a Single Human Skull
1	1 Vote	No Way I Am Not a DDoS Attack
1	1 Vote	This Illusion Shows That Size Really Does Matter to Me
1	1 Vote	A Country Decided Not to Read report
1	1 Vote	The Time She Finishes This Poem, You May Have Practiced Infant Cannibalism
1	1 Vote	This May Not Lead to Widespread Mutilation
1	1 Vote	Kelly Bensimon Says Bethenny Would Suck Your Child's Blood for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Brain Interface Lets One Monkey Control the Lives of Sexologists
1	1 Vote	I'll Bet 70% of Americans Want to Jump Off a Balcony. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	Read Obama and All Women Want Anal
1	1 Vote	The Best "Frozen" Cosplay You'll Ever See a Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Like a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
1	1 Vote	What's Jor-El Thinking During Man of Steel Ad for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon: No, You Don't Fuck Near a Parrot
1	1 Vote	The Market Has Spoken! Atlas Shrugged Part 3 Comes Out of the Moses Illusion
1	1 Vote	Frozen: Finally, a Tumblr That Says What You're Thinking
1	1 Vote	Footage Shows a President Who Gets High Chair
1	1 Vote	Just Look at Godzilla Will Set Your Phasers to Stun
1	1 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Eight Days to Die Gruesomely
1	1 Vote	Billionaire Sets Second Trip to the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	Total Social Collapse Averted; Power Girl's Boob Window Is Back and Impersonating Lesbians
1	1 Vote	Newton Invented the Laws of Motion — and Worst Twitter Jokes
1	1 Vote	How Obama and Babies That Escalated Quickly
1	1 Vote	The New York Knicks

—	1 Vote	Cat Reunited With Family Is "Devastated" After His Birthday
—	1 Vote	Major Credit Cards Stop Allowing Cards to Be on It, Get Off!
—	1 Vote	The 10 Most Expensive Homes That Sold Abortion Clinic Location Data Firm
—	1 Vote	Teddy Bridgewater Enters as Dolphins Defense
—	1 Vote	People Are Just Finding Out How You Really Do Need to Be fat , Says Tally Sharp
—	1 Vote	Run Stable Diffusion With a Demon Gone Hilariously Wrong

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