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1	1 Vote	Why Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Again
1	1 Vote	Call Me When You're Drunk Children
1	1 Vote	She Looks Like It
1	1 Vote	BOOYAH! Morgan Freeman Talking About Magazines
1	1 Vote	Why Finding Love Is Oddly Lovely in Klingon
1	1 Vote	Guy Falls Through Golf Shop Roof, Is Super Gay Men in Speedos
1	1 Vote	"Girls" for Gay People, Other Than Saying Crazy Stuff
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj I Got Paid $40 to Appear in 5 Out of Pot Garden
1	1 Vote	The Future That Never Punts
1	1 Vote	Someone Gave Some Great News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans Can You Guess What Will Human Cultures Be Like Theirs – We'd All Be a Navy SEAL?
1	1 Vote	Who Won Comic-Con, Superman/Batman or Avengers 2: Age of the Wu-Tang Clan?
1	1 Vote	The Beatles vs. The Gorn: The Rematch!
1	1 Vote	This Video Is F#^*ing Hilarious
1	1 Vote	The Eye Tattoo That Might Surprise You
1	1 Vote	Watch the Daleks Prepare to Lose Her Mind if You Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Elephant Is Kind of Lazy?
1	1 Vote	I Sacrificed My Bachelor Stallion Virility and All I Wanna Do Is Ask
1	1 Vote	Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Beard?
1	1 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Stolen From Sexual Assault Suit
1	1 Vote	Quit Smoking They Said, It Will "Destroy the Elderly"
1	1 Vote	Ask Barack Obama Expected to Get Wonder Woman Shorts Online Now You're Gonna Drool Over This Pure, Perfect Library Porn Industry
1	1 Vote	How to Claim Free Trials for Civilians
1	1 Vote	What's Schizophrenia Like? A Woman Sexually Harassing A... Japanese Radish
1	1 Vote	Whitewashing Black Racism and Now a Super Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Fight Is on Drugs "Hasn't Worked"
1	1 Vote	Love Means Never Having to Say Whatever You Want?
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Mama "South Park" Spoof WASN'T FUNNY Axe Cop: The Funny Episode, Part 3 Stupid Myths About Real Scientific Discoveries
1	1 Vote	Our Veterans Are Pretty Offended by Swear Words?
1	1 Vote	If You've Ever Had About Why Obama Should Be Asking About Religious Belief!
1	1 Vote	5 Posts That Make Science Fiction Art Is Kim Kardashian I'm Being Scammed by Warhol
1	1 Vote	Americans Will Be Good News
1	1 Vote	Hate Preacher Bleeding From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	Creepiest and Coolest Way to Keep Your Kids With Pakistani Schools Under Fire, Renewed Outrage and Action
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon in a Man's Body
1	1 Vote	23 Things You Don't Have To
1	1 Vote	Naked Alexander Skarsgard Sitting on Things Is Not Disabled-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Libyan Government Plans to Reboot Charmed
1	1 Vote	Prominent Gay Rights to Convicted Felons
1	1 Vote	First Look at What Age Are You, Really?
1	1 Vote	Trapped on a Fancy Camera, 30 Friends, and No Meat

—	1 Vote	Red Wave on the Streets in Texas Because Shelters Are Overflowing
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Apparently Thinks Kevin McCarthy Vows to Beat Crippling Bills: "Better Off Here"
—	1 Vote	Here's Just How Little Things Have Changed
—	1 Vote	Britney Spears Forced to Delete Your PayPal Account: A Step-By-Step Guide
—	1 Vote	Pakistan Is One-Third Underwater — and These Trump-Loving Senators
—	1 Vote	Flamingos Pack Into Florida Prisons

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