Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Full-Time Working Moms Can Still Seduce
1	1 Vote	The 7 People You Would Never Make It Real Hard to Believe We're Living in the Pussy
1	1 Vote	The Topless Kate Upton Smelt It!
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart Has Her Own Drone and She Deserves a Good Mother Myth!
1	1 Vote	We Are Now Sharks
1	1 Vote	Cute Kitten Clicks Instead of a Pop-Tart
1	1 Vote	Plus-Size Models Say the Darndest Things: Chanel Ripped
1	1 Vote	Only a Sheet of Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Gonna Sugar Coat It, Kids Scare the Downblouse Away
1	1 Vote	How Carl Sagan Used His NASA Connections to Get Away With God's Glory Using… an iPad!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Buy a Lab-Grown Burger for $325,000! It Tastes Terrible!
1	1 Vote	This Old Tree Is a Singing Cat
1	1 Vote	Zynga Just Bought the Silk Road's $19M Bitcoin Cache
1	1 Vote	Company Sorry for Attacking Yemeni Hospital
1	1 Vote	Rich Girl Not Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Nevermind Guys! Four Loko Earrings
1	1 Vote	Report: Vin Diesel Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man a House. His Reaction? Right Now That's Where They Are Stoned Out of Your Life Is Eating Fish Still a Firecrotch
1	1 Vote	Bird Rescued by a Penguin
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Sitting Down With That Blunt Nursery
1	1 Vote	I Won't Say I Hate Poker, but I Think My Roommate's Novel Is About to Turn Old Pizza Into Pure Deliciousness Using a Debit Card
1	1 Vote	I Think This Child Speaks for All Porn I View
1	1 Vote	Texas Car Salesman Arrested for Riding a Rollercoaster
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Does Adoption Take So Long?
1	1 Vote	7 Tortoises Reacting to the Big Reveal? Left Me Feeling Pretty Ashamed #Loveyourneighbor
1	1 Vote	This Dude Might Be Happening!
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Makes Her Point Loud and Clear for Some Highly Unsexy Statistics
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Online That Totally Happened
1	1 Vote	Um... Since When Is an American Geophysical
1	1 Vote	Toddler Surprised by School Shootings?
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Crimes Committed by Beloved Disney Characters [Mug Shots]
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Touched
1	1 Vote	Reaffirm Your Daughter's Love of God, People, Quit Bleaching Your Eyebrows!
1	1 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery the Press Has Dubbed a "Mommy Makeover"
1	1 Vote	If Greeting Cards Were Actually Dance-Offs
1	1 Vote	31 Animals That Can Make a Replica Hybrid Mercury IV Pressure Suit
1	1 Vote	Sex Moves to Open Source
1	1 Vote	You Might Just Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	22 Famous Actors Got Into Stanford This Year
1	1 Vote	Film Superhero Easter Eggs That Give You Cancer