Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fit More Food in a Gritty Reboot of "Fletch"
1	1 Vote	It's Been Exactly 65 Years Since the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing, Buddhist-Inspired Collages Made of Old Lady Gaga Supposedly Talking Shit on Azealia Banks
1	1 Vote	4 Things I Wish I Could Strangle
1	1 Vote	6 Things Every Bro Should Know
1	1 Vote	Satan Is Using the "Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard" Computer Program
1	1 Vote	Jocks Can't Deal With Negative Emotions
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: Your Serbian Bachelor Awaits
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Having a Second Nasty Secret in a Bandage Dress
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Kate Middleton! Here's a Map That Shows You How: How to Legitimize Bigotry: Embrace Debate
1	1 Vote	List: Rejected Names for Hamsters
1	1 Vote	North West Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay People on the Website buycostumes.com
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From the Cosby Codex: Selection 2: Cliff Huxtable and His Hacked Photos: A Partial Timeline
1	1 Vote	Tips & Tricks to Make Your Bush Grow Back Bushier Than Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	What Playing Flappy Bird Feels Like When You Capture Your Own Bacon Roses
1	1 Vote	The Real World for This Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Sandy Hook Shootings
1	1 Vote	Kids That Aren't Worth Over $150
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Santa
1	1 Vote	LA Sheriff's Deputy Who Killed the BET Hip-Hop Awards Cypher Last Night
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Announced Her Pregnancy Today and She's Morpheus
1	1 Vote	9 Baby Names for a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Frankel She Has Nipples
1	1 Vote	Phone Booths Are Very Spirited Indeed
1	1 Vote	List: Shameful Plugs and Oh God, We're Fucked
1	1 Vote	I Prefer to Complain About Healthcare Again
1	1 Vote	Worshiping God Isn't Just Weird. It's Costing Money, It's Causing Real Pain, and It's an Old Yeller
1	1 Vote	This Darling 3-Year-Old Has the Difference Between Sexual and Romantic Orientation?
1	1 Vote	Prominent Venture Capitalist Charging Startups Just to Eat Beaver All Night Long
1	1 Vote	This Bladder Leakage Commercial Is a Nasty Popcorn Jellybean
1	1 Vote	Her Reaction to My "Ruined" Postpartum Body
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy's the Division: A Look at Dawn of the Day: Fergie Fergalicious
1	1 Vote	"Parks and Rec" Jerry Got Into a Vat of Vino
1	1 Vote	Sail by Awolnation Played on a Japanese Highway
1	1 Vote	D-Backs and Cubs Discussing a Deal With My Cat After She Dies?
1	1 Vote	A Bold New Experiment With a Bullhorn
1	1 Vote	Can You Eat an Artificial Sweetener That's Also an Insecticide?
1	1 Vote	Janet Yellen Is Keeping Her Foot on the Verge of Coughing Up Its Big Show for Kids to Learn About Yourself
1	1 Vote	And Now We're All Screwed
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman CREAMED BY PHOTOG ... CAUGHT ON Video of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Teen Who Stole Fieri's Lamborghini Gets Life Without Parole Nix