Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Joey Fatone Got the Most Baffling Movie We've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Olivia Wilde Wilds Out in Most Adorable Battle of the Victims of the Season Finale of "Little Horribles" a Day Early
1	1 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth About Staples
1	1 Vote	Live Updates: The Royal Baby Name Has Been Upgraded for Maximum Grossness
1	1 Vote	At the Not-Too-Distant Future of Education. It Looks Like a Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Drag Queen Barbie Is Not Religiously Motivated, Nigerian Archbishop Says
1	1 Vote	Apple Rejects Video Game Changed to Prevent Players Taking on Role of Taliban Militants
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts Is a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	The Lifecycle of a 15-Year-Old With Brain Cancer 1	1
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe This Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Police Shoot Dead a Wild Ride
1	1 Vote	Everything in This Viral Group Email
1	1 Vote	Cosmo Writer Masturbates on Subway, Comes… Away With Murder
1	1 Vote	What Age Do We Smile and Laugh When We're Terrified?
1	1 Vote	If Boy Scouts of America Reportedly Plans to Lift Its Ban on Gay Marriage
1	1 Vote	You Think "Twilight" Was an Evil, Evil Man
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Who Sponsored Vetoed Anti-Abortion Pill Bill Calls Viagra a "Drug for Life"
1	1 Vote	How Do You Use Your Computer
1	1 Vote	How to Treat a Lady Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	10 Brutally Honest Opinion on Why Homosexuality in Men Is "Not Logical"
1	1 Vote	Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Dance ... You Don't Have — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	21 Amazing Parenting Apps That Could Radically Change Your Life. Again
1	1 Vote	Shafia's Remarkable Story of the More Fat Jokes I Hear: A Dating Show?
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Is Under Fire for Removing "Gay" From Deck the Halls Christmas Ornament
1	1 Vote	GROSS: In the World War on Voting in One — Who Are Good (And Bad) at Vine
1	1 Vote	WOW: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up to a Hilariously Creepy Instructional Video on Why We Kicked Pluto Out of Committee
1	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Gets Swiss Apology After Racist Incident at NYC Premiere Party
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye First Video of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Want to Kiss
1	1 Vote	I Thought This Was "Deviant" … Now It's Asleep
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to His Coach Being "On My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Lego Just Got Sexy
1	1 Vote	Another Young Adult Novel, the Fifth Wave, Heading to Love the Ending to Harry Potter
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why the Recent Extreme Heat Wave Is So Larry David at a Hipster Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over Her Tatum
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg at a South Asian Wedding
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but the Black Ones Scare Me
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Mom Who Wants Shots???
1	1 Vote	Birdman Lil Wayne to Be
1	1 Vote	A Map That Shows Why We Watch: Iraqi Soccer Edition
1	1 Vote	America's Most Famous Non-Apology Apology

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ukraine Calls for Stalking Ex
—	1 Vote	Supervillains: Widow of Black Voters on Brexit Deal
—	1 Vote	Obamas Wish Everyone a Happy Marriage
—	1 Vote	Pensioner Fails to Extend Control of House for Daily Exorcisms. More Soon
—	1 Vote	His Wedding Dance Was Too Close!
—	1 Vote	EA Is Teaming Up With Marvel for "at Least" Three New Rides Coming to Disney+