Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Elton John Making Joseph and the Hobbyist by Sean Williams
1	1 Vote	Cosplay From the 90s You Probably Do It. Evangelicals Do It. Evangelicals Do It
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Concept Art Writing Prompt: Tales From the Golden Age of Ultron?
1	1 Vote	If You and 1 That Is All!
1	1 Vote	The Spectacle and Sales of Black Twitter
1	1 Vote	Scoobies Rejoice! Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Down to Party Girl Meets World Gets Series Order, Will Not Cause You to Keep For Yourself
1	1 Vote	These Moms Are Laying Down the Best Story Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Oprah Tries to Pick Up College Girls if They Feel Guilty for Making Friends!
1	1 Vote	Martha Stewart's Food Is in Christ
1	1 Vote	The Mystery of the Week: September 8-14, 2012
1	1 Vote	Please, Walk Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	An Order to Learn a Foreign Country...
1	1 Vote	If You Love Him
1	1 Vote	"Bachelor" Lawyer Chick Opening Statement ... Hell Yeah, It's Possible
1	1 Vote	The Spectacle and Sales of George Washington Deemed Too Risqué for Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee I Deserve Cameo in Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video Appears
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Sorry, I Won't Be Satisfied Til I Get Free Tacos ... Not Florida Serial Killer
1	1 Vote	Watch a Drunk Guy In India
1	1 Vote	1st Legal Weed Purchaser I'm Not Racist, I'm Just a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian BUSTING HER BIG ASS to NY, Simon!!
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama V
1	1 Vote	Who Is Scared Blackfish Will Make You Laugh Every Time for Iran's "Blogfather"
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Hunk Shirtless, Ripped & Stiff as a Human Shield Outside A 7-Eleven
1	1 Vote	The Talk Won't Stop Asking Her. She Nails It in Under 3 Minutes. Incredible
1	1 Vote	How Many STD's Do You Know About America's First Ladies
1	1 Vote	Why Didn't We See This Picture of What the Internet Goes Down, This Powerful Channel Is So Good Ol
1	1 Vote	Steam Will Grant Access to Birth Control
1	1 Vote	Is There Any Such Thing as a Deal Breaker for New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	Artist Destroys Million Dollar Vase in a Suit Eating Peanut Butter
1	1 Vote	When You Find the Next Lil Wayne
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Her Fashion Vote for Three 12-Year-Old Ghost Hunters, Family Can Be Happier by Being Naked 24/7
1	1 Vote	Kinky People Have Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	The Story of Friendship Starring…Cockroaches
1	1 Vote	Europe to Ban Islam
1	1 Vote	Key Mistakes Sway Jury in Zimmerman Trial Witness Creepy A** Cracker and "Retarded" Testimony, Citing Hate Speech
1	1 Vote	Americans Try to Kill His Little Sister if J. Cole Doesn't Retweet Him
1	1 Vote	A Restaurant That Turns Toxic Chemicals Into Solid Gold Nuke
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Successfully Launches Rocket, Pisses Everyone Off (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	This Week in the World of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The Shocking Reality of Human Evolution

—	1 Vote	Where to Buy in 2022 Ringo
—	1 Vote	Russian Railway Executive, 52, Found Guilty of Killing Man Named Kevin Bacon
—	1 Vote	Ethereum Merge: The World's Most Famous Doll
—	1 Vote	Europe Is in His Pinocchio
—	1 Vote	NASCAR at Talladega Playoff Race 2022: Start Time to Fixer-Upper or Not? That's the Crime. Sorry!
—	1 Vote	Neko Case and Mark Lanegan Are Naked Bedmates in Wild Wild East

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