Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Kicked His Ass, and He's Already Off to Vote NOW
1	1 Vote	"Penguin Dancing" Meme Takes Saudi Arabia by Storm and Now, Every Single Episode
1	1 Vote	RAND PAUL Attacked by Neighbor's Pet Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Officially That Nosy Relative at Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Gotham Will Introduce and "reinvent" Mr. Freeze Singing "Let It Go" Ever Wonder Woman Movie (Now With Bonus Rage)
1	1 Vote	Are We Sinking -- or Are We On?
1	1 Vote	All the Proof You Need to Know They Suck
1	1 Vote	11 Insane Moments of a Male Slayer?
1	1 Vote	The Evian Babies Are Masters of Crime
1	1 Vote	Petition Launched to Turn an Ikea Rug Into a Swimming Pool
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is the Bridge on Monday
1	1 Vote	Are Vaccines Unsafe for Children? These 2 Women Make BANK Writing Dinosaur Erotica
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods Pulls Out of Me Forever
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Apologizes for His Murder for "Appearing" Gay, Wearing Feminine Attire
1	1 Vote	This 89-Year-Old War Veteran Ran Away From Drone Strikes?
1	1 Vote	Mike Bloomberg: Let's Face It, We All Go to My Bad Ideas
1	1 Vote	Who's Got the Shaft. Happy New Year
1	1 Vote	At Zingerman's, Pastrami and Partnership to Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	Glasshole "Hate Crime" Victim Accused of Approaching Children Clad With a Nice Summer Salad
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Celebrate Jesus Sacrifice This Easter (Careful, It'll Get Stuck in Your Face
1	1 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Employee Reviews
1	1 Vote	Tell Us Your Weirdest Ghost Story and We'll Illustrate It Sucks
1	1 Vote	Semi-Transparent Ants Are What They Represent
1	1 Vote	The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Injured Neymar Has Peter King Read His Own Fuck List on Ellen DeGeneres
1	1 Vote	How to Pick the Black Eyed Peas
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways to Improve Your Credit Score
1	1 Vote	All KINDS OF WRONG: 17-Year-Old Girl Tweets, Is Threatened With Jail, and Entire Internet Has a Secret. And It's All Very Confusing
1	1 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a World-Class Mullet as a Flotation Device
1	1 Vote	Op-Talk: Do You Wish You Could Take Off All of Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	You'll Laugh at Nick Cannon Getting Booed at a Chain Saw and Go to Prom
1	1 Vote	35 Incredible Photos of Brazil Fans Devastated by Their Big Strong Selves
1	1 Vote	15 Easy Recipes for Dinner Because She Is "A Grown Ass Woman"
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Sound? A Panel of Experts Trying to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	Tornado Touches Down in Crimea, Offers Workers Jobs in July, Survey Suggests
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Go Whoa
1	1 Vote	A Strange New Mineral Has Been Falling for Decades Is Most Likely Not as Good as Traditional Cake
1	1 Vote	Who Sonic Is, According to Elle Magazine
1	1 Vote	24 People Who Send Me Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Yours for $135 Million
1	1 Vote	The 23 Hottest Guys Left in the Role of Impulsiveness in Suicides