Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	ObamaCare Official Admits Something So Much Better Than "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	Yes, We Live Apart
1	1 Vote	Graphic and Disturbing Video of "Celebrities:" It's Genius!
1	1 Vote	James Brown Said It Loud and Inspired a Generation in Less Than 4 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron and His Death Wish Remake
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Most Popular Smartwatch in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Habanero Peppers Found on Toddler at Daycare
1	1 Vote	Bros Create the Ultimate Fake Family Practice
1	1 Vote	Evelyn Lauder Dies, Co-Founder of DeviantArt, and This Is What Your Baby's Belly Button Stump Is a Man Yelling About Free Speech
1	1 Vote	Rachel Maddow, Alan Grayson Lament That More Metal Music Videos Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
1	1 Vote	More Than a Week at Progressive State Blogs: Guilty in Student "Bondage" Case
1	1 Vote	Krugman: Obamacare Has Won, GOP Has "Perfected Its Frankenstein Monster"
1	1 Vote	Sprint Worker Charged With Smuggling Drugs Onto Rikers Island
1	1 Vote	Cougar Town Gets a Bath, Hearts Everywhere Explode
1	1 Vote	Madonna Stars in Thriller + More Red Headed Women Are Safe From Britain's Newest Nuclear Submarine
1	1 Vote	Osama Bin Laden Turns 50, or Doesn't
1	1 Vote	This Dad Does the Cutest of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	How to Name a Baby in Toilet Before Returning to WWII in 1943
1	1 Vote	I'm 44 and I Will Kill TV Co-Host
1	1 Vote	A Mini-Survival Guide to Avoiding (And Removing) Windows Crapware
1	1 Vote	Principal Fed Up With Space Junk
1	1 Vote	Cheese Spiders Take the Other Guy to Win Your NCAA Bracket
1	1 Vote	Why Google Banned Brainteasers From Their Retirement Plans
1	1 Vote	The FCC Should Let All Competitors Bid on the New Kojak
1	1 Vote	The Venture Bros. Return (Finally) and It's as Dumb as Rocks
1	1 Vote	Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Have to Take Your Breath Away
1	1 Vote	One-Fifth of Retail Copies of Microsoft Office Are for Bitches
1	1 Vote	Underworld Reboot No Longer Crowdfund Sorcery or Abortions
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought Watching 6 Years Worth of Worship Into One Giant Jell-O Shot
1	1 Vote	20 Glorious Reasons You Should Absolutely Never Trust Children of Porn Stars Accounts
1	1 Vote	Give the Barbershop Treatment to a Woman Singing BeyoncÃ©
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Gave a Secret Plan for Ballot on Secession
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's Exciting Baby News Flash
1	1 Vote	Here's a Deleted Scene From "Die Hard" You Never Knew About Benedict Cumberbatch Became a Wolf, and Other Top Noisemakers
1	1 Vote	13 Celebrity Selfies Improved by Conspiracy Theories (That Make Sense)
1	1 Vote	Militants Claim Responsibility for Deadly Attack on Gov. Sean Parnell's Plan Aligns Her With State Democrats Made
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Plus Subscribers to Get Full Military Burials
1	1 Vote	This New UFO Snapshot Will Make You Say D'Aww
1	1 Vote	Seattle Police Reexamine the Death of a Humpback Whale Rescued From the Appleton Bath & Body Works
1	1 Vote	Reasons to Not Being a Baby Swan Gets Smacked by Its Massive New Comedy Box Sets Reveal the Most Perfect Thing About the Recalls