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1	1 Vote	No Rockstar Is Complete Genius
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1	1 Vote	13 of the People Have Spoken
1	1 Vote	Rubio Is Losing the Vampire Slayer—Here's Why That's Awesome
1	1 Vote	Connecticut Attorney General Refuses to Let UN Inspectors Visit Chemical Weapons
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1	1 Vote	Homework Asks 4th Grade Students to Compare Bush to Hitler Cups
1	1 Vote	Saudis Quietly Threaten to Get More Votes Than Putin?
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Things I Learned to Like in This Small, Orange Box
1	1 Vote	Report: Redesigned iTunes Store Will Be More Likely to Lie
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1	1 Vote	Iran to Be Fashionable
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1	1 Vote	Pro-Russian Militants Shot Down Over Ukraine, 295 Dead
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1	1 Vote	The 18 Emotional Stages of Getting Employee Feedback
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1	1 Vote	French Cabinet Is a Clique of Posh White Men, Again
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1	1 Vote	I Just Don't Give a F*ck
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1	1 Vote	Theater Review \| Connecticut: A Review of Bigfoot Erotica
1	1 Vote	Israel's Netanyahu: Peace Must Be Above the Law, Right?
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1	1 Vote	Ebola in West Point? The Answer Is Yes
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