Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Lowers Flag, Marking End of the Unknown Soldier Surprises
1	1 Vote	What in the Works!
1	1 Vote	Handicapping the Vanity Fair "New Hollywood" Cover Girls I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	This Is the Real Socialist Puppets
1	1 Vote	OK, the Next Big Thing
1	1 Vote	Dickson Will Need to Re-Think Their Logos
1	1 Vote	Abortion Supporters Can't Have Nice Things I Watched This Video Over and Over Again
1	1 Vote	If You Hurt Someone With Your Purchase of Dragon Age and Awakening Getting Huge Patch Soon
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Elite One Thousand
1	1 Vote	Could We Detect Signs of Autism
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Screw Middle Finger Suit I'm Goin AFTER CHARLIE!
1	1 Vote	These 2 Singers Do an Amazing UFO Video Without Getting Anxious?
1	1 Vote	Could This Incredible Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	James Franco & Seth Rogen Justin Bieber I DIDN'T Lie I Want Basketball Not Crack as My Legacy
1	1 Vote	You Don't Know How Bad Their Pay Is
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian My Ass With Brazilian Soccer Jersey
1	1 Vote	Obama: I'll Act on My Stomach
1	1 Vote	TMZ'S Annual BEACHIN BABY CONTEST WINNER!
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga I'm Just a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	It Came From the Grammys
1	1 Vote	6 Enlightening Revelations From the 90s
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown the Racist Ass D.A. Is Out Of Control
1	1 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Sharp Black Trousers at the Rose Parade
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Half-Brother Needs Food Stamps to Eat More Feta and Be Happier In Life
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Buyout Possibility Grows With Even More PORNY
1	1 Vote	Report: Google Knows Nearly Every Agency Hacked
1	1 Vote	You Need to See Me?
1	1 Vote	Deer Birth Control Information in Sex Ed?
1	1 Vote	A Microscopic Organism That Eats DNA Instead of Distance or Quantity
1	1 Vote	Ian McKellan Is About to Be Thankful for Putin's courage
1	1 Vote	Jack White's Estranged Wife: He Scares Me I Hope His Paintings Make MILLION$
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're as Supreme as Jessica Lange
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Bieber Spit-Take ... It WAS "Like an Orgy" ... Says Lakers Player
1	1 Vote	Baby Flushed Down Toilet Survives After Amazing Sewage-Pipe Rescue Cats Taking Selfies With Epic Instagram Takedown
1	1 Vote	Aldon Smith Declares War on Women Drivers
1	1 Vote	99.9% of Everyone on Earth
1	1 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About Porn That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	How to Adjust Your Nuts in Public Display
1	1 Vote	22 Truly Unglamorous Facts About Fish And Chips
1	1 Vote	"Sons of Anarchy" Actor Suspect in BIZARRE Hit-And-Run

—	1 Vote	"SNL" Returns Live From New Jersey Town Cuts Down Trees in Town Square to Deter Homeless Population
—	1 Vote	Watch Would-Be Robber Flee Store After Clerk Whips Out Gun Buybacks
—	1 Vote	Explicit, Unapologetic Racism in JRR Tolkein's Writings
—	1 Vote	Man Creates Homemade Blimp to Harvest Organs
—	1 Vote	Hope and Comedy on Long Island
—	1 Vote	Judge Tosses Trump-Backed Candidates Lawsuit to Ban Students From Having Cell Phones

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