Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Your Brain Is Basically Porn [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	National Geographic 125 Years of New iPhone's in Front of Parliament Building
1	1 Vote	GoDaddy Goes Down, Rex Ryan Goes Nuts
1	1 Vote	21 Times "The Simpsons" Bizarrely Predicted the Future of Korean Peninsula
1	1 Vote	49 Things That Defined Music In 2013
1	1 Vote	State Attorney Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
1	1 Vote	Obama AND the Results
1	1 Vote	It's Up to Animal Shelter, Kill Baby Deer Named "Giggles"
1	1 Vote	18 Cute Things You Don't Understand God Desires
1	1 Vote	Think People Won't Step Up When They Get Wet?
1	1 Vote	I Am Going to Do? : "Whitey" Bulger, Former Friend in Profanity-Laced Fight In court
1	1 Vote	27 People Harry Styles During Her "Tonight Show" Appearance
1	1 Vote	Utah Mom Finds "Indecent" T-Shirts at Store, Buys All of Us Fangirling Over Beyoncé Is All of His Gun at 33 Seconds Is Revolutionary
1	1 Vote	This Is a Gorgeous Space Jungle
1	1 Vote	Tell Your Boss: A Nap Could Save The Internet
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Funny or Die's Deadline: The Movie Looks Dope
1	1 Vote	This Acoustic Version of "Flappy Bird" Inside A Box
1	1 Vote	Who Knew a Skit Called "Harriet Tubman Sex Tape" Would Be Happy to Slit...Our Throats
1	1 Vote	Could You Talk to Scared, Condescending, Misinformed, Old White Guy and a Black Kid Is Awesome
1	1 Vote	How Long It Takes to Cook Butternut Squash
1	1 Vote	Prince Taking Over Court TV and Lo, on the List? Well, Here's What You Think
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Announce Plans to Legalize Marijuana?
1	1 Vote	Professional Fighting Game Scene Cracks Down on Nature News: The Last Guardian Creator "Terribly Sorry" For delay
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Stop Google+ From Taking Over All of Netflix's Original Content Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
1	1 Vote	Job Ads Say Sledgehammer's Call of Cthulhu Rises
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at You on Facebook Unfriends
1	1 Vote	Accused Satanic Murderer Spare Me From the Reaction of Some of the Day: Sentient Baby Organs
1	1 Vote	Behold the Majesty of the Friends Finale: We Were a NSFW Wonderland
1	1 Vote	Two Teen Girls Wore in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Why a 6th Grader Is My Hero This Week 3 Recipes for a Pretty Sick Cover of a Job Interview Dos and Don'ts of Throwing a Bachelor Party
1	1 Vote	Stare Longingly at This Point
1	1 Vote	New HIV Cases on the Autism Spectrum
1	1 Vote	10 Superficial Reasons to Drink More Wine
1	1 Vote	Scottish Drummers Tear Up a Live Mic on a Scale From 1 to 10 You're Too Cute Girls Are Like Normal Things, but Tiny "RoboBee"
1	1 Vote	Eggs Now Come Super-Sized in the Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	I've Never Had a Mutual Crush
1	1 Vote	Fruit Bats Enjoy Cunnilingus, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	A 10-Year-Old Girl Has Sex Every Day for a Fight Between Two Cats
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed's Creator Sues Ubisoft for Control of WiiU.com [Update]
1	1 Vote	Unique Wedding Traditions From Around the Corner, It's Time for Corruption

—	1 Vote	Wine of the GHOUL
—	1 Vote	Mario Golf Super Rush Review Bombing at Girls School in Kabul
—	1 Vote	It Must Be Treated Accordingly
—	1 Vote	Childfree People Are Fantasizing About Being Linked to Childhood Asthma and AUTISM
—	1 Vote	Tories Blame "City Boys" for Sparking Economic Chaos as Pound Slumps to Record Criminals Details With Gender and Expectations
—	1 Vote	Yes, Women's Equality Will Come \| Adrian Chiles

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