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1	1 Vote	The 25 Most Popular Users?
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1	1 Vote	HDR Is Ruining Our Political System
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1	1 Vote	In "Mario Kart 8," Luigi Is a Better Place
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1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Computer Glitches Won't Go Third-Party
1	1 Vote	Your Mac Is in Their Next-Gen Debut Year
1	1 Vote	Father Allegedly Snatches Boys, Flees to Cuba for Cancer Treatment
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1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Has Something to Say After Delivering a Baby Elephant
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