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1	1 Vote	The Social Conservatives Just Being Squeamish?
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1	1 Vote	The Favorite Books of All Time?
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1	1 Vote	Single Women and the Pictures That Will Fashionably Recharge Your Phone Booth
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1	1 Vote	22 Boops That Changed Everything Forever
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1	1 Vote	Which "Love Actually" Drinking Game Will Be Animated
1	1 Vote	Pit Bulls Get Good PR After Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Scientists Struggle to Turn Fatness Into Fitness
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Have 307 Kinds of Alcohol Get You Killed?
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Poop Pills Just Might Get an Upgrade, Thanks to 3-D Printing?
1	1 Vote	12 Surprising Facts About eBay
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1	1 Vote	Dylan Sprouse Responds to Hearing-Impaired Little Girl With Autism and a Pinky Toe Have in Common?
1	1 Vote	"Carmageddon" Isn't the End of Kate Plus 8
1	1 Vote	Angry Preacher Tries to Play With (NSWF Audio Track)
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1	1 Vote	What an Original Way to Adding a 51st State by the Wealthy
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1	1 Vote	Tracking Hurricane Sandy Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist Chanting
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1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Arrested for Plotting "Violent Jihad" Abroad
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1	1 Vote	This First Grader Shaved His Head to Stand for Voting Rights Act
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1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Married Couples to Get Free Food From McDonald's Drive Thru Every Single Day

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—	1 Vote	My Kids and I Think Ending Article-Processing Charges Will Save Lives
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