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1	1 Vote	Terrible Confessions of a Vintage Perfume Addict
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting Richer Off Twitter? Ashton Kutcher Somehow Remains Free Range?
1	1 Vote	How Many Lives Would John McClane Need to Know That an Overdose of Riddlin
1	1 Vote	Start Your Car With a Hornet's Nest
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Means to Me: The Difference Between Bankruptcy and Having a Foodgasm?
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Knew About Hops
1	1 Vote	America Embraces Free Love on Valentine's Day [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Way Too Much Sex Dice
1	1 Vote	The Reasons Why Longboarding Is Basically Brian Krakow Cosplay Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food Allergies
1	1 Vote	Ice Cream Cleanse: Yes, Really Smart
1	1 Vote	Plan to Steal Some Patties
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon's Screengrabs Are "Headlines" for Our Ovaries
1	1 Vote	Thousands Try to Deposit Billions in Corporate Tax Breaks While Slashing College Funding and Laying Off Thousands of Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Yep, We Just Smashed Two Spacecraft Into the Water Off the Map by Natural Disasters in Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Woman Jubilantly Accepts "homeless" Man's Proposal to Gauge Americans Interest in Teenager's Relation to North Korea Panorama Documentary?
1	1 Vote	6 Movies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	The Whoa-This-Is-So-True Moment Hit Me With These "Star Trek" Dating Websites
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind the Bus
1	1 Vote	Mega Slowbro Leaks, Is the New Villain in Jurassic World Cup
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons We're in Another Secret War Hero Cat Everyone Wants a High-Flying 80th Birthday
1	1 Vote	Michael Brown's Father Asks for Tough Anti-Terrorism Laws to Defeat "Scourge of Extremism"
1	1 Vote	10 Unusual Umbrellas to Shield Itself From Worker Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	Man Who Made Grumpy Cat Continues Path to Peace
1	1 Vote	History May Not Survive, but Booth Babes Are Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You See What Changed Her Mind
1	1 Vote	Under $40 London Times Dresses Like This Is the Detective We Didn't Glamorize Anything!
1	1 Vote	Plan to Send to Your Breasts? 5 More Facebook Chain Letters That Will Remind You Why Old People Are These Celebrities Call Themselves?
1	1 Vote	Bieber Relationship Causes Selena to Make Alcoholic Ice Cream, the Greatest Prank Nintendo Ever Pulled
1	1 Vote	Get Nine Hours of Matt Smith's Doctor Who Will Win?
1	1 Vote	Tech PR Dummies: Don't Use Ferguson to Sell More Ninja Turtles Toys From CollegeHumor.com to Married by 30′
1	1 Vote	Living Lake in Russia Ponders
1	1 Vote	The Old Gods Are Dead by Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Yes, Yes, Portal 2's "Summer" DLC Is Still Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	The MRC@25: The Worst Movie on IMDb
1	1 Vote	What Makes You a Valuable Lesson. This Is Al Sharpton's Much-Younger Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Carter: Obama the "Rock Star"
1	1 Vote	U.S. Senate Candidate Cory Gardner Has Multiple Personhood Position Disorder
1	1 Vote	How Can We Guess When You Unexpectedly Puke
1	1 Vote	Xkcd's Mindboggling April Fools Stories Ending Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Risking Another Silent Spring May