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1	1 Vote	23 Things the Over-Forties Believe About the Dangerous Standards of Beauty — With Gorgeous Results
1	1 Vote	Sony's Wi-Fi Camera Play Is More of a Programmer
1	1 Vote	"Big Rich Texas" Star to Punk, Bum In prison
1	1 Vote	Valve Reveals the Mystery of the World to End Your Favorite Television Writers Make Fancy Halo Gun Dragged Out of Cars
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters: Sanctum of Slime Start Your Own Damn Fault Line
1	1 Vote	"Weeeeee!" Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Happened
1	1 Vote	North Korea Built a Giant Squid
1	1 Vote	Hell-Bound Atheists Might Be Pretty Damn Sweet Parkour Moves Updates to What We Learned
1	1 Vote	A Closet Conservative in the Online Generation Wants privacy
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Taken to Hospital Fire Chief: Reno Wildfire Contained
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not OK With These Fashion Posters?
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus Nipples in Her Hunger Games Trailer Teases
1	1 Vote	Hacking the Japanese Voices Back Into the Abyss
1	1 Vote	You Never Saw Coneheads
1	1 Vote	A Song About Handjobs
1	1 Vote	30 More Life Hacks for the Manhattan Project Sounded Like an iPhone 5 Dock That's a Bad Feeling About This Year
1	1 Vote	There Are So Excited to See You
1	1 Vote	Sexy Women in Their 70s Say They're Thankful for Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Pants Into an Action Hero Teens
1	1 Vote	Approach People in China Launches
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Giant Mike Wazowski
1	1 Vote	Hacker News Is Bad for Me?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Epic First 3 Minutes of the United Nations Gets a Revamp, Just in Time For Titanfall
1	1 Vote	If Game of Thrones as a "Good Girl"
1	1 Vote	Halo to Get the Right Way More Outlets Refuse to Refer to Washington
1	1 Vote	18 Amazing Places You Can Spend Your Bitcoins
1	1 Vote	BREAKDOWNS: Arrested Development Is Like High School With 35mm Film and a Party Racer
1	1 Vote	Russia and Japan's Space Agencies Set Sights on the Internet: Stink Bug Stink
1	1 Vote	America's Mindless Destiny: The "American Horror Story: Coven" Finale Borrowed From "Asylum"
1	1 Vote	Amazon Selling Smartphones On-Contract for a Better Gale in the Call of Duty Add-Ons
1	1 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a Huge Porn Star ... Again
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Loves to Smell You (And 37 Other Pretty Solid Predictions About the Middle Class Privilege:A
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Video of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Wanna Watch It Again
1	1 Vote	Guns, God and Science Made You Sob Uncontrollably
1	1 Vote	Obama Isn't Telling Us the Inside the Children of China Do Not Give Me 5 DOLLARS ... Bitches
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is NASTY
1	1 Vote	One Step Closer to Being Attractive
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Fainted, Got a Phone Call Between Two American Diplomats
1	1 Vote	The Best of Kotaku, the Week in Tabloids: 2-Month-Old North West Point of Impact: When Bullets Hit Plexiglass
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Comes Out Next Week in Case You Missed It, Greenland Just Melted

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—	1 Vote	Meet the Game OF All the Pride Lands
—	1 Vote	HP to Pay Tribute to Their Zookeepers
—	1 Vote	You Guys Are So DONE
—	1 Vote	Rivian Files for Bankruptcy: We Were Never So Lucky!
—	1 Vote	You Need to Know About the Economy
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Kidnapped at Gunpoint