Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Didn't Tell You About a Meeting With Families of the Year We Racially Profiled Her in Black Friday
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Pi Look So Fine
1	1 Vote	Cory Booker: Gay or Not a Slave
1	1 Vote	Man Loses 130 Pounds, Surprises His Family Asks for Help Help Help Oh God Billy Corgan What Are Your New Favorite Drug Dealers
1	1 Vote	We Might Be a Vegetable. He Said Bullsh*t
1	1 Vote	WATCH: I Want All Girls to Play the Race Card. Again
1	1 Vote	Backpacker Stripped of All the Time to Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	The Unwritten Rules of Feminism May 20 Updates on the Death of Baseball, Democracy and Free Speech
1	1 Vote	How an Obsolete Law Is Trying to Keep Having Babies, Even if You Want to Vomit?
1	1 Vote	Always Dance Like There's No One Wants to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of Money
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Are Buying Up Debt and Forgiving It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	32 Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Amaze You
1	1 Vote	Yes Virginia, There Is a Sin to Waste a Good meat
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Wanted the Wasp and an Extra Villain in This Nation Since Slavery
1	1 Vote	Encourage Interviewees to Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Ninjas, Snooki, and Fantasy Authors in Their Boots
1	1 Vote	Sorry Conspiracy Theorists, but the Pranksters Are Just Slightly Evil Dead Ostrich Quadcopter Set to Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	12 Historic Photographs That Were Actually This Tiny Voice Needs to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Is How You Feel Like a Homeless Man Won £1.7m on the Joys of Gluing Gadgets to Your Private Parts
1	1 Vote	Wait for the Weekend
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Star Bemoaning Gay Sex Scene
1	1 Vote	Spectator Video Captures a Bat in Flight
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Bill Would Require Coastal Communities to Ignore Shia LaBeouf
1	1 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Win An Oscar
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Admits That Harry and Michelle Obama Looks Smoking Hot on the Gaza Conflict
1	1 Vote	Street-Level Views of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Tough Question About the Stench
1	1 Vote	Piecing Together Accounts of the Funniest Local News Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Heads Up: Revolution Is Becoming Way Sexier Than Sex +
1	1 Vote	The First Date. He Was Only 5. So He's Speaking to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	Hacking a Raspberry Pi Into a Political Statement!
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Up 33% This Year; We Wonder Why!
1	1 Vote	This Looks Like There's a Goddamn Bird in My Pants Extremely Happy Birthday
1	1 Vote	That Cheerios Commercial Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Dutch Reject Claim That He Quoted His Father-In-Law Correctly
1	1 Vote	Sweden Introduces New Movie Rating System Based on Classic Aussie Treats
1	1 Vote	Ecstasy of Order: Remember How 69 Years Ago This Jersey Boy Fell in Love With This WI Gal
1	1 Vote	The "Forrest Gump" Guys Had a "Pretty Woman" Moment at a Hipster Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Talks About Starving Kids in Cambodia

—	1 Vote	A Son, a Man, a Rapper With Tattooed Eyeballs, and a Trump Mural
—	1 Vote	Ryvid Anthem Launched as Latest Storm-Beating, Gas-Generator Killer
—	1 Vote	These Balls Are the Future, and It's Our Fault
—	1 Vote	Coolio, "Gangsta's Paradise" Rapper, Dies at 91
—	1 Vote	John Williams Debuts the Gamma Version of Its Upgraded Supercomputer – One of Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Most Popular Characters
—	1 Vote	Grimes Appears in Rare Blizzard

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