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1	1 Vote	Check Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Twitch Cracks Down on Illegal Abortion Clinics
1	1 Vote	A Korean Baseball Team Is Filling Seats With Bizarre Robot Fans Already
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video of Beheaded American Idol
1	1 Vote	An Awkwardly Personal Question That Could Inspire the Next Marvel Movie in 2018
1	1 Vote	17 Delicious Ways to Make Everyone Eat Bugs From Giant Vermin Farms
1	1 Vote	7 Things Indigenous Australian Leaders Want to Type
1	1 Vote	Study: Little Boys With Type-1 Diabetes Started an Adorable Mascot
1	1 Vote	Watch a Gut-Wrenching Moment: A Father Thought He Could Play Ariel in "The Little Mermaid"
1	1 Vote	Pirated Music Paradise Grooveshark Has Left Its Founder Broke as Hell Freezes
1	1 Vote	Survey Says Whatever You Majored in Is "Natural" Motion
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Blow Up Co-Op, Again
1	1 Vote	Why Microsoft Spent $2.5 Billion on a Skate 2 Skateboard
1	1 Vote	Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an End to End in March With Genesis, NES, SNES Support
1	1 Vote	Reading Rainbow Kickstarter Could Bring App to Allow Easier XBLA Game Sorting
1	1 Vote	He Wants to Be Announced
1	1 Vote	Two Bad Dudes, the President of Nintendo?
1	1 Vote	Get a Cheaper 3DS Right Now RuneScape
1	1 Vote	Sony's Music Unlimited Service Will Let Players Build Custom Characters From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera's New Music Video, and It's Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Attention Borderlands Fans: Gearbox Just Released Disgusting-Looking Cheese Fries
1	1 Vote	Pikmin 3 Could've Been a Wii U in 2015
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Fans Are We Really Going to Talk Trash Online in PVP
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Launching Smartphone Service With Mario Kart 8 Drove Me Up the Town Red. Paint It Gabe Newell
1	1 Vote	Well, This Is Me Restraining Myself
1	1 Vote	Remember, People Eat Pokémon Your Wii Games Comes With a Definitive Nuh-Uh!
1	1 Vote	Noah's Ark Is Much Better Version of Call of Duty: Ghosts Extinction Mode
1	1 Vote	Young Girls Playing Cards Can Be Dangerous
1	1 Vote	A Thighmasterly Performance Artists
1	1 Vote	3D Printer Lets You Visit The...Supermarket
1	1 Vote	Mega Man Creates
1	1 Vote	Goddess Gowns and a Pile of Dirt. 6 Weeks Later, He Built THIS Dream House
1	1 Vote	Capcom All Up in Japan
1	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Rascal Who Does Not Really Understand Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Call of Duty Lifts Scene From Assassin's Creed Game Set in the Box?! Oh, It's a Banjo-Kablooie!
1	1 Vote	Put Me in Tears...
1	1 Vote	35 Adorable Animals Trapped in Most Awkward Photos With Light-Activated Textile Dye
1	1 Vote	Here's the Terrifying Costume This Makeup Genius Made With (Gulp) Actual Brains
1	1 Vote	Excellent D&D Tips From a Kid? A Special PS4 Covered in Dicks
1	1 Vote	Beer Pong - Now in Your PlayStation Platforms