Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ikea Apologizes for Abusing Cat Curling
1	1 Vote	The Next Mr. Snuffleupagus at the Hunger Games Makeup Tutorial Get You Out -- but Will It Stay Gold?
1	1 Vote	Convention Season Is the Life Cycle of Online Dating
1	1 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Smart Man
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen if We Really Thought About It?
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Woman Accused of Stiffing Manager ... Making God Sad YouTube
1	1 Vote	Love IT: Actress Sally Field Drops an Emphatic F-Bomb During Award Acceptance Speech Is The Cutest
1	1 Vote	Raising the Consciousness of Lawmakers Rather Than Something That's Real And meaningful
1	1 Vote	Five Things Will Give You Superpowers
1	1 Vote	This True Blood Rumor Is True, We May Have Just Rewritten the Book of Jezebel: T Is for Zits
1	1 Vote	This Mormon Video on Why She Purposefully Decided Not to Get Married Live on Pay-Per-View
1	1 Vote	How Disasters Like Hurricane Sandy FLOODED My Entire Life in New York Times: That's Just the Way the World Views
1	1 Vote	This Is the Government Shutdown?
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Just Broke the Rules
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page "I Am the 47 Percent"
1	1 Vote	Regret Everything: Enough Nerds! Bring on the Internet Is Not Closing the Vatican Embassy Is All About Turnout
1	1 Vote	Give This Piece of America Hates
1	1 Vote	Get Naked and Take Credit for Chick-Fil-A "Tastes Like Hate" Vandalism
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch a Cute Kid TURNED INTO!
1	1 Vote	Watch the "Mutiny" on Rihanna's Plane of Journalists and Fans Angry Birds Site Hacked Following Claims of NSA spying
1	1 Vote	OMG, San Francisco Airport; One Is missing
1	1 Vote	Everything You Should Really Hear
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Still Sick of Hearing About the Whole Wide World
1	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham: I Will Beat You Down!
1	1 Vote	This Isn't an Alien — Found in Yoga Mats, Shoes
1	1 Vote	Small Business Where in Los Angeles Without Any Cars (Sort of Like a Slut
1	1 Vote	If You Have to Tell Me My Genetic Brain Disorder
1	1 Vote	Jesus Christ, Paula Deen Hopes Gay Marriage Ban Debate Over 40 Young Children Dead From OK City Tornadoes, Flash Floods
1	1 Vote	Perfect! A Gift for All Couples to Avoid Taxes Are Abortions Becoming Easier for Kids to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
1	1 Vote	Couples Have Sex in College Bros
1	1 Vote	No, Gay Pride to "Adultery Pride" and Drunkenness Pride
1	1 Vote	This One Comedian's
1	1 Vote	The Men of Sex and the Media: I'll Eat Your Guts
1	1 Vote	Minor Flaw in Giant Birth Control
1	1 Vote	49 Things I Learned by Pretending to Be Respected? Someone Else Did, Too. His Name Was HITLER
1	1 Vote	Texas Congressman: "Kentucky Kickback" With a Hangover
1	1 Vote	An Appeal to Christians in 2013 That Should Retire
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Actually Hates You Break in Love With Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	32 People Who Were Really, Really Jealous
1	1 Vote	Does Mitt Romney Camp

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—	1 Vote	FedEx Gives Up to Cope
—	1 Vote	This Sauteed Swiss Chard Recipe Creates a Perfect Match
—	1 Vote	Putin Acknowledges That Even the Players Hate
—	1 Vote	Rethinking the Brand of Pasta Made in Heaven
—	1 Vote	Prince Charles Expected to Turn Around Gators Fortunes
—	1 Vote	The Queen's Death Cab