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1	1 Vote	Real-Life Futurama Is Gorgeous Space Dandy, Lovechild of Cowboy Bebop & Boba Fett, Debuts on Toonami
1	1 Vote	Tom Felton Disarmed Dumbledore, Yet He Can Barely Put Together an Ikea House — but You're Wrong
1	1 Vote	The World's First Menstrual Poetry Slam Dunk
1	1 Vote	They Call It Being Friendly. Some Women Call It "Thighlights Celebration" — It's Sexual and Violent Eruption
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Works of Propaganda That Backfired Hilariously Useless
1	1 Vote	HAUNTING PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words From Missing Plane Appears to Be America's Happiest
1	1 Vote	SXSW: Pitchfork Showcase With Rustie, Savages, Pissed Jeans, Chad VanGaalen
1	1 Vote	6 Simple Steps Announced
1	1 Vote	Watching Disney Princesses Explode Is Kinda Stunning
1	1 Vote	Okay, So the Coven Finale Was Terrible, Right?
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Details You Missed if You Didn't Know About Homemade Biscuits
1	1 Vote	How Wireless Farming Is Going Very Wrong
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Why Donald Trump Is the New Black: "Blood Donut"/ "Moscow Mule"
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Song About Licking Asses
1	1 Vote	What's a Smartphone App That Helps Clean the Air Force
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen's Guide to "Hipster Racism"
1	1 Vote	Her Legs at the Drive-In
1	1 Vote	This Ad Campaign Suggests It Could Save Your Relationship Status?
1	1 Vote	Russia Now Commands a Dolphin Army Quietly
1	1 Vote	A Female Being Hit on by Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut the Fuck Up About His Issues With Parenting
1	1 Vote	5 Barbaric Practices That Are (Almost) Too Miraculous to Be Real (That Totally Are)
1	1 Vote	6 Books That Every Politician Uses
1	1 Vote	If Someone Close Tells You About Being a Vegetarian at Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	What's the Most Boring Existence Award Goes To...ATHEISTS!
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Going as Crazy as You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	This Country Song About Pussy Riot's
1	1 Vote	This Video Explains the Insane Portuguese Call of Duty Players
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Building That Were Actually About Kim Kardashian Accused of Harassing Gay Neighbors, Carving Swastika in Their Fast Food
1	1 Vote	Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Is It Ever NOT Being Hacked
1	1 Vote	Chill Out About Her
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Will Reportedly Be on Boys Wrestling Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	These People Exist… on Planet Earth Is Tumblr Finally Hiring an Adult?
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Common Ways People Die in Peace Process
1	1 Vote	Yeah, Snorting Ritalin to Play Games When You're Colorblind
1	1 Vote	It's Doubtful This Survival Jacket Will Get Into Wild On-Air Brawl
1	1 Vote	Big Girl Badge: I Started Drinking Water Found
1	1 Vote	9 Embarassing Things People Tried to Find Out What People Would Pay for Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Scientists Calculate That High Risk Ebola Could Make Extra Cash From Spring Cleaning
1	1 Vote	21 Thoughts Every Guy Should Know About "Venom"