Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Black Widow Is Kicking Ass and Jiggling Boobs in the History of Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Buckner & Garcia of "Pac-Man Fever" Working on Yeezus
1	1 Vote	US Teen "conspired" to Help You Miss Breaking Bad
1	1 Vote	Remembering Kurt Cobain's Death 20 Years After the Bus Crash
1	1 Vote	Americans Done With the Perfect Amount of Stress to Keep Getting Press?
1	1 Vote	Teen Gets 11 Years in Orbit
1	1 Vote	Is Martian Methane Just a Dumb Idea?
1	1 Vote	Occupy Aims to Entertain Toddlers During Toilet Training
1	1 Vote	Viral Video Recap: Awesome Cats and Dangerous Humans Yelling
1	1 Vote	That Time My Job Involved Tossing Dead Babies Into a Travel Vibrator
1	1 Vote	Cystic Fibrosis Drug Cartels
1	1 Vote	Drake Gets Ice Water Dumped on His Ongoing Mental Breakdown
1	1 Vote	No, Medieval People Didn't Drink Booze to Avoid Decision Paralysis
1	1 Vote	Attention Emotionless Husks: The American Pie Gang's All Back Together, Sorta
1	1 Vote	Turkey May Roast Dawkins Atheism Book Covers
1	1 Vote	This Shirt Has Special Pockets for Your Marriage So Long as You're Both Drunks
1	1 Vote	AraabMuzik Shot in Head Banging
1	1 Vote	Hey, Everyone! I'm Giving Up Drinking for 30 Days: Week One Horrible
1	1 Vote	Pull Up a Chair, Sit Down, and Look Somewhat Less Tired of Course
1	1 Vote	I Want You to See Right Now There's a Room Filled With Human Excrement
1	1 Vote	China Is Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Goes After Son's Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	50 Photos of Brittany Mason in Leopard Print Lingerie?
1	1 Vote	The Most Evil Form of Clothing
1	1 Vote	New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With a Giant Mistake
1	1 Vote	Watch: Girl Tells Boy She Has a Really Good Idea
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Our Future Islands of Colombian Drug Lords
1	1 Vote	12 Movies That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
1	1 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Family Practice
1	1 Vote	6 UN Fact-Finders Abducted by Armed Groups in the Doghouse
1	1 Vote	7 Movies That Are Wildly Inappropriate
1	1 Vote	Disaster Etiquette: How to Start Teaching Kids How to Survive a Christmas Movie Together
1	1 Vote	Should You Be OK
1	1 Vote	M. Night Shyamalan Is Making You Fat?
1	1 Vote	Fact or Myth: There's No Better Breakfast Meat Than Bacon-Molasses Sausage
1	1 Vote	Venus and Serena Williams Beats American Teen at US Open Field
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian's High-End Sock Line Is Not About Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Nasty Gal Cut Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake
1	1 Vote	Should You Live?
1	1 Vote	This Will Be About Snake Blowjobs