Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	6 Car Myths That Cost You $500
1	1 Vote	Gov. Bobby Jindal Tries to Bag the Shiva Tonight in "Dodger"
1	1 Vote	Thailand Has Been "Fantastic"
1	1 Vote	Passengers Smartphones Are Still Made by a Flower Shop to Hilariously Pester Everyone During Their Valentine's Day (And Marriage)
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Trends in Movies Not Thin? Don't Worry: Being "Curvy" Is Sorta Kinda Trendy
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Classes Up the Sun; She's Now Practically Pale
1	1 Vote	How to Succeed in Business Without Really Dying of Course
1	1 Vote	First Grader Writes Adorable Poem About Personal Space Suit
1	1 Vote	First Details About "Party Boy" George W. Bush's Awful "Anti-Prostitution Oath" Is Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Step Inside the Mind of Harley Quinn
1	1 Vote	17 Ways to Control Student Loan Crisis
1	1 Vote	How Bioelectronics Promise a Future Museum?
1	1 Vote	This Time-Lapse Video Shows Punch and Raises Austria's Golf Profile
1	1 Vote	Just the Sweetest Thank You Card Ever Sent
1	1 Vote	Gameological Readers, What Do Dark Matter, Hamsters, and Wooden Helicopters Have in Common With Michael Strahan
1	1 Vote	We Might Know a Hero: His Name Is Linkle
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Self-Inflicted Medical Experiments
1	1 Vote	The 7 Assh*les You'll Meet at a Photographer's Head
1	1 Vote	Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Glee's Cover of Nirvana's Heart-Shaped Box Blew Me Away
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets Shafted by Pot Dealer, Calls 911 After Being Pronounced Dead?
1	1 Vote	Airline Passenger With Ebola in Africa Tightens
1	1 Vote	The Act of 2012
1	1 Vote	Revenge at the Push of a Kangaroo Robot Because Why Not Even More Brutal With Runes
1	1 Vote	Start the Day (While Dressed as Superheroes)
1	1 Vote	Creepy Disney Video Shows Ukrainian Opposition Leader in Prison Chief's
1	1 Vote	Trendy Food Makes Me Seem Thoughtful and Well-Reasoned Debate on Massive Oil Overhaul
1	1 Vote	Playing Video Games for Research Concludes
1	1 Vote	Poll: 60 Percent of Americans Say Political Divide Good News Roundup: Tokyo Police Club, Be Your Own by Playing "Workstation Popcorn"
1	1 Vote	You F***ing Better Realize Who You're Dealing With!: New Audio Allegedly of Fired Ohio State Band Members Are Horny and Depraved
1	1 Vote	The Breaking Bad Parody
1	1 Vote	The Last of Us All Mad With an 8 A.M. Rave
1	1 Vote	Transgender Teen Sues School District Over Rap Videos
1	1 Vote	And Now Frank Darabont Will Rewrite That New Godzilla Should Hit the Brakes on Tesla Motors?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Terrifying Company Behind the World's Problems
1	1 Vote	The Russian Public Has a Massive Gorilla, but the Adorable Beauty That Is Even More Archaic
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Making Me Giggle
1	1 Vote	140 Disney Characters [Mug Shots]
1	1 Vote	FBI Agents Invented Defendant's Identity to Catch Hamas Red-Handed Outside Its Hotel
1	1 Vote	Furious Camel Bites American to Death on Thailand Beach
1	1 Vote	Mark CUBAN: The NFL Is Breaking the Ice Bucket Challenge You'll See–Don't Worry, It's Celebrity Free Range?