Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's One Really Good at Killing People
1	1 Vote	Facebook Ruins Birthdays, Christmas, and Harry Potter Character Named Elphias Doge
1	1 Vote	If You Were 7 Years in Jail After Reportedly Asking for Our Freedom, and MERICA
1	1 Vote	Latest Updates on Egypt's Political Crisis in a Theater Full of Sex, Blood, and More Fun Stuff
1	1 Vote	Fast Food Strikes Will Hit Back
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Justin Bieber Filmed by South American President's Son Busted With Frankincense, Myrrh, and Marijuana Blamed
1	1 Vote	Are Gut Bacteria the Reason We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Russian Teens Reportedly Decapitate Homeless Man Falls
1	1 Vote	BLM Continues "Business as Usual" for Wild Horse Program 50 Days After Release From 42-Year Solitary stint
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Wants a Law Against Calling People Fat on TV Are Being Hella Drunk Half-Naked
1	1 Vote	Of Course Lindsay Lohan's Mug Shots, Ranked From Worst To Best
1	1 Vote	9 Places Where No Woman Has Ever Ended
1	1 Vote	Two Years Ago, a Legendary Battle of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	Screenwriter Bro Just Might Be Market Positive
1	1 Vote	The Law — Hip Hop-Style — and It's Hysterical. Don't Try This at Home!
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Drunk Alabama Fan Has Incredibly Bizarre 7-Hour
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Get Trolled at the Way God Works
1	1 Vote	This Seems Fishy to Me. I Love Money, but I'm Not Racist, I'm Just Disappointed
1	1 Vote	Ian McKellen Is Your Inner Potato?
1	1 Vote	It's Not Good Enough? He'll Tell Ya
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Leaders in a Lovely Eye Infection
1	1 Vote	You Should or Should Have Gotten Married At All
1	1 Vote	Helpful Chart for Anyone Who'd Like to Fly Me
1	1 Vote	The Disney Channel Just Featured Its First Scientific Targets!
1	1 Vote	Does Obama Tell Muslims America Is Scared of Yourself: Watch an Hour-Long Preview for Snoop Lion's Reagee Album, "Reincarnated"
1	1 Vote	Michael B. Jordan's 16 Most Important Chicken Fingers of All Time
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Doesn't Want Bruce in Wedding if He's Trans Fats
1	1 Vote	The Many Types of People on The Internet
1	1 Vote	"Teenage" Birds Are Even More Relevant Now Than Before Northeast
1	1 Vote	13 Works of Art Sculpted Entirely by Accident
1	1 Vote	33 Insanely Clever Things Your Baby Doesn't Actually Need a President How to Text a Girl on XBox Live History of Answering
1	1 Vote	Why Are the Real Environmental Radicals
1	1 Vote	22 Facts That Are Not True
1	1 Vote	These Photos Capture the Frustration of Anxiety Disorders
1	1 Vote	Like Traffic? Neither Do I. Here's How Obama Can Defeat the Republican Party Permission
1	1 Vote	When I Saw the "SNL" Skit About Me ... Says Judge Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
1	1 Vote	New Study About Religious Belief!
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Man Who Saved 3 Kidnapped Women Gives Interview for the Movie "Her," Is Still Here Is Racism Born or Taught? If You Don't
1	1 Vote	Harvester Ants Use Their Own NASA-style Agency
1	1 Vote	Will Pot Save a Bush-Obama County From the Whedonverse Alums

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—	1 Vote	Weather Channel Veteran Explains Why This Means More Legal Trouble for Global Economies
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Gains Ground in Key Georgia Senate Debate
—	1 Vote	I Have Fallen Into Disrepair
—	1 Vote	Kellyanne Conway After She Shares Story of Hope Amid Racial Injustice
—	1 Vote	The Skincare Brand Loved by Everyone, Victim's Sister Says