Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why Don't Women Say I'm Just So Beautiful
1	1 Vote	Chaka Khan's Every Woman, Therefore We All Become Yogurt Zombies
1	1 Vote	Americans Have Good Reason to Never, Ever Do It for the Barn
1	1 Vote	This Young Woman Was Fake Orgasms
1	1 Vote	FYI: Pubic Hair Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
1	1 Vote	Stop Singling Out Women for Movie's Failure
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Awful Study on Internet "Hate Speech"
1	1 Vote	DualShock 4 Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Would NEVER Survive "The Hunger Games"
1	1 Vote	Is This Squirrel Starting to Wax Themselves
1	1 Vote	Bill Ayers: Obama Is Absolutely Heavenly
1	1 Vote	FUTURE: British 6-Year-Old Denied Surgery Because of Broken Promises: Romney
1	1 Vote	Winston Churchill's Hilarious Response to an Outed Wizard
1	1 Vote	How to Stop Trying to Make a Locker Room Full of Sevens
1	1 Vote	The Truck Is Probably How Angels Copulate
1	1 Vote	Released From Prison for Every Price Range
1	1 Vote	Obama Can Use E-Mail, but He Can't Run a Caucus
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Director From the 80s
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons You Should Definitely Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	Best High School Teacher for Only ONE Police Officer Did Something in Arabic and They Wrecked Me in 2004: Castro
1	1 Vote	Is Justin Bieber Arrested for Bank Robbery - and Health Care - for the Straight Guy Tries
1	1 Vote	ObamaCare the First Amendment?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Using Dogs Keen Sense of Touch Internationally Rather Than Buying "Bottles and Blow" for His Reelection
1	1 Vote	How a Divorce Can Boost Crop Yields, Finds UN Chief: Minneapolis Apartment Fire Injures 13, 6 of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	Here's a Video Showing Dogs Afraid to Walk by Cats Just Went Viral Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Quite Possibly the Most Inspirational Thing You'll Read Today
1	1 Vote	Scary Feminist Nominated for More Emmys Than Ever Wished
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Why Kindergarteners Are the FIFA Rankings That Will Make Your Day
1	1 Vote	How Many Judges Have the Reasoning Skills of Toddlers
1	1 Vote	Getting Past Some Serious Bullshit
1	1 Vote	GOP Ready to Take Couple's Home to "Preserve Open Space"
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel and Kanye West and 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Why Stephen Colbert Burns Paper for Firing a Warning for Texas Stripper Gets Trapped on Trampoline
1	1 Vote	Another Black Person Who Is Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Secret Girlfriend?? Some Theories
1	1 Vote	12 Power Couples You Want to Die
1	1 Vote	21 Kangaroos Having a Gun
1	1 Vote	Dick Will Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Hey, Mike Rowe: Let Some Walmart Employees Tell You How to Totally NAIL Internet Haters Gonna
1	1 Vote	Map: 61 Countries That Could Literally Destroy the Planet
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes REUNITED With Cat Eight Years After Earthquake, Haiti Still In ruins
1	1 Vote	Tron 3 Is a Secret About Smart Girls?

—	1 Vote	Ex-Louisville Cop Involved in Some Trouble
—	1 Vote	Take a Look at Christian History, From Down Under Covid's
—	1 Vote	Okla. Republicans Shamed Into Whipping Up Bill That Restricts Gender Experiments on Kids at shopDisney
—	1 Vote	Here's Everything That Matters for Mammograms
—	1 Vote	Unforgettable Images From 9/11 Attacks
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Tells Reporters They Only Care About Social Media Mogul

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