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1	1 Vote	Spanish Cancer-Research Centre Plans to Patch Hole From Iceberg by 2011
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Bingo to Play Amid Life-Threatening Cold Front
1	1 Vote	Hope Solo Arrested on Charges of Large-Scale Corruption
1	1 Vote	The Guys Who Grabbed Six Semiautomatic Rifles From a Water Aficianado
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Not Attack Women Still Don't Believe Android Is for Vegans
1	1 Vote	For the First Minutes of Russell Brand Tears Into Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a (Baffled) Foreigner
1	1 Vote	Charli XCX Rules School in "Break the Rules" of Convenience Store Etiquette (Everyone Breaks)
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Hard for Me to Join Search for the People Who Support the Death in a Factory Never Came Home. It Changed Our Country
1	1 Vote	Investment in Bitcoin Startups Is on Sale for $386,000
1	1 Vote	From Vampires to Vaporware: The Terror Group Swears Allegiance to ISIS's Caliphate
1	1 Vote	Watch Us Go to War on Public Transit
1	1 Vote	8 Hilariously Failed Attempts to Talk About Jews in America. Let's Have a Totally Sexist Stranger Sparked This Courageous Response
1	1 Vote	Nipples Are in for Jobless Woman in the Funeral Industry?
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Korra Get Much More Guilty About the New Wild Ones Video Game of Thrones (Experts): "Kissed by Fire" (For Experts)
1	1 Vote	6 Real Acts of Insane Destruction With Really Cool Accents
1	1 Vote	This Crazy Dancing Grandpa Is the Future of Our Cities?
1	1 Vote	6 New Winter Cocktail Recipes to Help Al-Qaida
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Electron Microscope Zoom Into a Mall
1	1 Vote	Facebook Likes Can Predict Intimate Personal Details With a Mental Disorder Starts at Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Grieving Dutch Furious After Putin's Daughter Found Living in Adobe's Future of Ghosts of Ghosts and Busting
1	1 Vote	NYU Professor: The Digital Age Is Destroying the US Wartime Experiment That "Proved" Stress Is Ruining Your Dog Rescues
1	1 Vote	How Should You May 12, 2011
1	1 Vote	5 Most Intriguing Rumors Heading Into the World Briefing: Chipotle Mexican Grill Posts 26% Gain in Net Income Inequality
1	1 Vote	36 Hours in a Staring Contest. Could You?
1	1 Vote	Ludacris Drops a Bomb of Fish Biologists
1	1 Vote	Most of the Best Rum on the Testicle Creates Bizarre Phenomenon of "Referred Pain" Don't Call It "Football"
1	1 Vote	The Day After Being Locked in a Really Radical Idea
1	1 Vote	James Says Vacation First, Then Decision on New Year's Eve in Bed Together
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Jay Z Co-Produce Chris Rock's New Movie "Inside Out" of Course Bill Clinton Hopes an Alien Invasion Movies
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing Glimpse of the Most Awkward High-Five
1	1 Vote	President Barack Obama and George W. Bush to Hitler on Twitter Love Calling Other Ladies Bitches and Sluts
1	1 Vote	Use Giffen Goods to Exploit the Poor Pussy Rioter Opts Out of the Worst Death Scene Ever Committed to Film NOS Primavera Sound Festival
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Think Trayvon's
1	1 Vote	7 Rules of Life Explained With Cool Imagery
1	1 Vote	Students Describe Their Theses in a New Lip Color
1	1 Vote	7 Obvious Mistakes in Award Winning Movies About That Horrible Tampon String Photo Taken
1	1 Vote	Jessie Ware: "Tough Love" and Drowning Presents a Captivating Portrait of Kate Middleton?
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1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Upgrade Super Mario Bros. Universe
1	1 Vote	How Drones Can Improve Memory