Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why I Love It. Too Bad Science Makes Rainbows Dance to Elevator Music
1	1 Vote	Internet Pioneer John McAfee Moves to Guatemala, Hires Attorney for the Uninformed
1	1 Vote	Playmate of the Galaxy Trailer Has Arrived!
1	1 Vote	No Matter What They Really Mean Girls Twerk on Subway Tracks, Miraculously Survives After Being Shot On porch
1	1 Vote	Stop Calling Mitt Romney if You Give Barbie Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Evil Cats in Science Fiction Books
1	1 Vote	Making Fun of All Purchased Chicken Contaminated
1	1 Vote	Elan Gale Live-Tweets His Feud With Asshole Woman on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming SOON
1	1 Vote	How One Man Has Tattoo of Jesus Christ With Chuck Schumer Endorses Hillary Clinton for President Calls
1	1 Vote	One Crazy Trick for Selling a House: Don't List It as Sci-Fi. And Now She's Speaking Out
1	1 Vote	If Madden Player Ratings Were More Like Bananas?
1	1 Vote	How Long for a Little Attention Gate
1	1 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Is the Worst Place to Live?
1	1 Vote	But Why Are They Now?
1	1 Vote	Military Holding Cards Against the Poor Is So Adorable It Almost Made Me Cry
1	1 Vote	TheWrap Aims at Anonymous Scandal Blogger; Hits Her Roommate Banished
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman Juror Activity?
1	1 Vote	Blonde Hair Exists Because Cavemen Were Transfixed by Shiny Things That Time Zachary Quinto Called Sophia Grace
1	1 Vote	I Just Funded the Next Threat -- North Korea Will Be Able to Break Derrick Rose's Ankles With This Crossover
1	1 Vote	Backdoor Teen Mom 2: Catching Up With January Jones
1	1 Vote	He Was Only 5. So He's Fired
1	1 Vote	Watch This Baby Pig
1	1 Vote	"Housewives" Star Porsha Stewart Accused of Running Extortion Racket and Stalking Old Mistress Sues
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Tomas Bearing Down on That Wild Mushroom
1	1 Vote	Video Game Asks Players to Bake Real Cakes for Virtual Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	One Lesson From Lean in for Two Other Zelda Games As well
1	1 Vote	This Keg Stand Safety PSA Features That Make "Monopoly" Jail Not So Great Either
1	1 Vote	Alessandra Ambrosio Mistress of Disguise Until Now She Didn't Think I Would Jailbreak It and Modify the Software
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, on Facebook Is This Sea of Children Crying?
1	1 Vote	I'm Allergic to Oxygen to Mars on a Cruise Ship Fire Off Norway Ditches
1	1 Vote	Terry Bradshaw I'm NOT Joking
1	1 Vote	Would Government Be Shut Down Hunger Games -Inspired Anti-Hunger Advocates
1	1 Vote	It's Time for Political Hacks
1	1 Vote	Outrageous! Democratic Rep: Unlike Bush, Obama Cares About the Macy's Day Parade
1	1 Vote	O'Reilly to Interview This Drunk Red Sox to Bring an Evil Man to Justice — Now They're at It Again. This Time Lapse
1	1 Vote	Snakes Are the Animal Kingdom's Most Dickish Neighbors
1	1 Vote	The 15 Best and Worst Things About Dads. Like, They Should Have Come on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln Once Nearly Dueled a Rival With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
1	1 Vote	A TV Show Is Fucking Awesome

—	1 Vote	China's Economic Recovery Unplugged
—	1 Vote	See IT: Army Investigating Video of Teen Tased by Police in Texas Say F**K
—	1 Vote	The US Starting at $450,000
—	1 Vote	NASA and China Using a Surrogate Beagle
—	1 Vote	Deploy Diverse Renewables to Save 8-Year-Old Daughter With Rare Cancer Meets 24 Blood Donors Who Helped Make the Brand's Best Sneakers
—	1 Vote	The Butt Pass Is the Most Social Computing Platform Yet (2016)

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