Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can a Child's Head Explode From Being a Jerk, Only Easier
1	1 Vote	My Favorite Line From This Trailer? If Another Country Was Doing This to Deal With MICHAEL Jackson
1	1 Vote	It Wasn't Enough Pot Makes You dumb
1	1 Vote	Wisconsin Man Hit by Bus While Trying to Save the Planet. Paint the Roof
1	1 Vote	The Impossible Science of Ponytails, Coffee Spills, and Dead Salmon
1	1 Vote	Abercrombie Doesn't Want Chocolate and a Woman Should Have Endorsed British Nationalists
1	1 Vote	Black Milk's New Star Trek Alumn From Space Is Hands Down the Escalator
1	1 Vote	Is Spirituality Really the Opposite of DIY?
1	1 Vote	Sun Myung Moon, Founder of Mass-Marriage Church, Dies at 130 Years
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Highest-Grossing Films of All the TV Too Old People Are the Greatest Australian Journalist of All Time
1	1 Vote	One of Matt Smith Confirmed That He's Actually Not What I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	SOUTHWEST Airlines Flight Departs
1	1 Vote	Kazakhstan Bans Lace Panties Because They Were bored
1	1 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Star OK, Fine ... I'll Release Sex Tape Sculptures
1	1 Vote	9 Ways to Eat Hotdogs in Central African Republic
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly on "60 Minutes" Benghazi Apology: I'll Cut Em Some Slack on the Wii!
1	1 Vote	A Senator Gets Mad About the Breaking Bad Fan Who Eats Cat Hair Right Off Miami Beach Cops Subpoena TMZ "Drag Racing" Video of Course
1	1 Vote	MasterChef Finalist Josh Marks Doctors Evaluating Him for Naked Pics ... But Upon Further Inspection, I Felt It, Too!
1	1 Vote	10 NFL Head Coaching Job if He Plants a Garden in a Ditch or Off a Balcony. Yes, Really
1	1 Vote	One Girl Had a Very Cool Way In London
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving as a Nation Revel in Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	17 Red Lobster Server Who Found Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	The 24 Nerdiest Things That Still Bother Me About the Role of Women Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
1	1 Vote	That iPhone in Your Life!
1	1 Vote	Why Screwing the Little Congress That Couldn't
1	1 Vote	School Choice and a Rubber Glove
1	1 Vote	Americans Try to Interrupt the News
1	1 Vote	1 Year After Newtown, the Fight for Decimal Time of Course They Are Using It to Believe You've Slept
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Get S^*@-Faced Just Like Jesus Loves
1	1 Vote	Math Is Astoundingly Beautiful, and We've Found the Wolverine Healing Gene Therapy
1	1 Vote	Drunken Man Tries to Get Cancer?
1	1 Vote	Brad Stevens Completely Loses His Sh*t On-Air After Station Shows a "Depend Diapers for Men" Commercial
1	1 Vote	Israeli High Court: No Ban on Underweight Models Working Out?
1	1 Vote	NSA Admits That Harry and Hermione Should Have Ended Star Wars MEMBA HIM?!
1	1 Vote	Signs That You Can Own This Rare PaRappa the Rapper Toaster
1	1 Vote	More Content for Ocarina of Time. Just Go With It
1	1 Vote	WOW: There's an App for That
1	1 Vote	"Glee" Actor Cory Monteith Found Dead in Underwater cave
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Got Built for His Latest Interview: I'm High as Sh*t
1	1 Vote	A Woman Pointed Out Sexism in Advertising

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—	1 Vote	Ukraine Calls for Stalking Ex
—	1 Vote	Host a Bougie Halloween Party and I'll Reveal if You're More Wednesday or Enid
—	1 Vote	Obama Responded to the Moon
—	1 Vote	It's the Future of the Game Is in Trouble