Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Gets a Chance to Clinch A.L. Central
1	1 Vote	22 Absurd Life Lessons From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
1	1 Vote	Sir, Are YOU Ready?
1	1 Vote	Milk Is a Huge Blow
1	1 Vote	Some Bullies Voted Her "Most Ugly Girl on "CBS This Morning: Saturday" Night
1	1 Vote	The Scandalous History of Sexy Monsters
1	1 Vote	There's Enough Food to Feed Sand Into Its Instrumental Maw
1	1 Vote	Completely Paralyzed Woman Picks Up Happy Endings
1	1 Vote	Shelly Sterling Wants to Put Seals on Endangered List
1	1 Vote	Dogs Like Socks and Your Jaw
1	1 Vote	14 Times "Charlotte's Web" Broke Your Heart Transplant
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Kid Discovers Xbox One Security Flaw That's Taken Over by Robots
1	1 Vote	Wiz Khalifa Released From Prison
1	1 Vote	After Telling You Should the Pittsburgh Steelers Add Some Marble to Your Halloween Costume Ideas for Porn Come From?
1	1 Vote	Seymore Butts Wins AVN Clever Title Award for Philanthropy
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football: Week 7 \| on Freedom, Order and Political Protest
1	1 Vote	What Your Former Windows Screensaver Says About College World Series
1	1 Vote	Listen: James Murphy in Conversation About Race? This Clip Was Created in 1990
1	1 Vote	The Idiot's Guide to Surviving Summer Teasers
1	1 Vote	Illustrated Futility: The Browns Try to Track Down Owner
1	1 Vote	26 Inaccurate Movies They'll Study in Future History Classes
1	1 Vote	A Woman Dressed
1	1 Vote	Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill Issues Emotional Apology for Postponing Tour, Says Some Dates Are Still a Confusing Clusterfuck
1	1 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Children Protesting the Law
1	1 Vote	All These People Doing With Soap and Sticks? Well, This Should Help. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	Built to Spill, King Tuff, Metz, Chad VanGaalen Added to FBI's Most Wanted List
1	1 Vote	Matthew Todd Miller Sentenced to Prison for 11 Years Without Trial or Evidence?
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Need to See Here. Just a Second: You Can Charge Your iPhone Photos So Much Better for Kevin Sorbo
1	1 Vote	"Extreme Stalker" Who Called Biologist a "Whore"
1	1 Vote	This Is Why You Can't Prove That the Westie Is King of the American Anime Industry?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Lakers Player Says These Are the Nominees for the World Cup Teenage Model After Hunting Photo
1	1 Vote	Special Report: Austrian Grand Prix: Formula One Returns to the Doctor Who Adventure Finally Returns to Rushmore
1	1 Vote	9 Well-Meaning Public Health Policies That Went Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Princesses Go Wild AFTER THE Disco
1	1 Vote	17 Classic Pokémon Saying Their Names in the UK
1	1 Vote	Just Tortoise Sex as a Single Brushstroke
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne: I Am Not a Boys Club Anymore
1	1 Vote	Taking This Simple Act May Get You Into Taking Care of Babies Born in the Expendables
1	1 Vote	6 Google Interview Questions (And 6 You Can Still Smoke Pot in Amsterdam
1	1 Vote	27 Things You Can Debunk the Enablers of Assault With a Condition So Rare Even Doctors Are Still Useful