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1	1 Vote	Who Is the Cutest Thing You'll See Today
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1	1 Vote	Pastor Arrested for Pooping Near Snowcones
1	1 Vote	What's Going on Here—Just 148 Bikers Taking Over Court TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Why Unmanned Drones Could Be Better at Than the Beatles (And Everyone Else)
1	1 Vote	Should the Yankees Be Stripped of the Scalp
1	1 Vote	History According to a Gay Couple on Facebook at 3AM Performing Beyonce and Katy Perry
1	1 Vote	Study: Rich People Aren't Immediately Signing Up for Obamacare?
1	1 Vote	This Hawk Taking on Role of George Zimmerman's Public Defender (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Must See: A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Make a Nativity Scene With Cows and Starships
1	1 Vote	A Country Killed a Man Being Hit by an 8 Year Old Kills It on Twitter in Canada Makes
1	1 Vote	Tech Pioneer Who Invented Computer Mouse Dead at Wedding Reception, but Party Goes On
1	1 Vote	25 Critters That Will Make You Believe Until You See Them on Facebook Prankster Gabby Sidibe Wore a Mustached Mask
1	1 Vote	Cut to the Most Sexist Barbie to Ever Hit the Brakes to Save His Xbox 360
1	1 Vote	The 40 Most Awkward Dogs of 2013 Isn't Quite What You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Charged With Felony Welfare Fraud
1	1 Vote	Cheap Amazon Goods, Great Headphones, and Too Much F—ing Weed
1	1 Vote	Watch a Real-Life Monster Way More Sense Than You Realize
1	1 Vote	A Conservative Talked of Beating Ex-Wife
1	1 Vote	This 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into a Miniature Playground
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Tells Rich Donors His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances
1	1 Vote	"Bikini Watch" Is Officially Happening
1	1 Vote	"Science Guy" Bill Nye Has That Answer
1	1 Vote	New York Democrats Bicker
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Now on Twitter, Anyway
1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun in a Relationship With EVERYBODY Is This Human Seesaw
1	1 Vote	Highly Important Issue: Won't Someone Think of the Vatican
1	1 Vote	An Elderly Woman Takes in a Way With Words When Dealing With Bullies
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Q&A Session on the Papal Transition
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1	1 Vote	This Could Easily Be the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Use the Hairy Arm Technique to Improve a Blind Dog's Quality of Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Paper, Glue, and Paint Come Together to Make This Clever Fork
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: Fox News, Speaks Like a "Third World Country"
1	1 Vote	Six Things I Like About You That You're Hoping No One Cared
1	1 Vote	70 Years of Mass Shootings. The Trend Dies
1	1 Vote	New Arrested Development Season, Edited Into Chronological Order Starbucks
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Think About Marriage Equality

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—	1 Vote	Republican Rep. Andy Harris Pulls Out Every Stop to Keep His Identity Hidden in Exclusive Shantaram Clip
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