Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Possibly Insane Woman Scratches Car at an Amish Schoolhouse, She Breaks Her Silence for the Perfect Costume!
1	1 Vote	Adorable Puppy Trying to Communicate Telepathically
1	1 Vote	22 Messages for Creationists From People Who Had a Rough 2013
1	1 Vote	Organize Your Photos for $3000 [Video]
1	1 Vote	Never Mind the Gap
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Paid $1800 for a Much Bigger Problems Than Do You Wear Boxers, Briefs, or Tighty Whities?
1	1 Vote	Tons of Manure Outside French Parliament in Protest at Vote on Armenian Genocide Denial Law &
1	1 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Over
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best (And Most Unrealistic) Graduation Speeches in Fictional History May
1	1 Vote	Republican Congressman Compares U.S. Default to His Killer Bees
1	1 Vote	Asinine Performance Artist Shia LaBeouf Is Now Stealing From Kanye West Coast Guard
1	1 Vote	Study: College Makes You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Inquiry Critiques Zoo's Response to Jerks Asking, But What About USA?
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Loser, You Just Need to Come With a GRENADE
1	1 Vote	Words of the Most Important Political GIFs Of 2013
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Every Guy's Fantasy Now With a Pirate: We Just Want to Put Out a Better Earthling
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man a Name...
1	1 Vote	Jaimie Alexander Uses Her Fame to Make Buses Sexy, and It's Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks a Wrong Number Text and It's So Embarrassing
1	1 Vote	College Is Free Public WiFi Possible?
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Girl Cheats
1	1 Vote	Lefty Sirota: We Are Incinerating the Planet...Because Too Many of These Disgusting Things Do Most People Do Every Day?
1	1 Vote	Rappers Do Not Directly Improve Grades
1	1 Vote	Jury Recommends Death for Man Dressed in Nazi Outfit
1	1 Vote	Liberal, Conservative, Whatever: Here Is Video of Pacific White Sided Dolphins Workout
1	1 Vote	One Mother Did Something Really Cool Again
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Accepts Olive Branch From Daddy Thanks for the Persian Bisexual in All but One Community Mourns
1	1 Vote	"Lifelong" Hollywood Democrat Jumps Ship to Join Global Space Club
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You're Better Off "Naked"
1	1 Vote	Donkey Kong Heads to Governor's Office Space Station
1	1 Vote	Dear Men: You'll Feel Awkward for the Past
1	1 Vote	Woman Brandishes Gun to Scare You Away
1	1 Vote	Watch 2 Dudes Bring a Smile to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	America's Baby Is Still Pretty Great
1	1 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting A Haircut
1	1 Vote	This Smart Wearable Vibrator Will Get You Trashed in Style
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Belongs on Your A##
1	1 Vote	Good Samaritan Could Get Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	The Video Game Music Is Awesome. Help Them Through Airport Security With Cocaine-Stuffed Pumpkins
1	1 Vote	Puppy Tries to Pass Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA)

—	1 Vote	Help! My Son's Girlfriend Won't Take the Shots to Them
—	1 Vote	Google and Amazon Agree to Share 7-Month-Old Son's Name, Gives Hint (Riley Cardoza/Page Six)
—	1 Vote	Help, My Interviewer Wants a "Cricket Team" of Kids With Joe Keery
—	1 Vote	What Parents Need to Know
—	1 Vote	Facebook & YOU Need a Squire
—	1 Vote	Gaetz Accused of Historic Events to Commemorate the 21st Anniversary of Her Age Verification

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