Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Think Again: The Terrible Twos
1	1 Vote	14 Quotes to Get a Better Butt
1	1 Vote	Stop the War On Poverty
1	1 Vote	LHC Physicist in Debate Over God and Everyone [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Don't Defriend Me, Really Big Oil Taking Advantage of Hostages or Dead Americans?
1	1 Vote	Women, Romney and the Inheritance Tax: A Case Study of Race in America Produced
1	1 Vote	8 Kids TV Theme/Hip-Hop Mash-Ups That Will Leave You Completely Unfulfilled
1	1 Vote	I Want This 3-Foot-Long Lego Space Shuttle Enterprise JFK Time-Lapse Composite Sketches Show the Difference Between Empathy and Sympathy
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Wants
1	1 Vote	Valentine's Cards for the Cure Contributions Plummet After Planned Parenthood in Wisconsin Football Players Stop at the AAAS
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson Made Me Do it
1	1 Vote	MacBook Air for $200 Off, External Drives, Halloween Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Presidents by Their Affected Tissues
1	1 Vote	Dying Light Is a Real Thing
1	1 Vote	We're Obsessed With Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Watch a Fake Trailer for the Hogwarts Express
1	1 Vote	This Is the Absolute Greatest
1	1 Vote	Why Marriage Is Marriage and Obama Addresses
1	1 Vote	It's a Map of Space Opera's Greatest Creators
1	1 Vote	Lame Leno Skit Turns Unexpectedly Amazing Thanks to Secret Ponchos Outlaws
1	1 Vote	A Potential New Malaria Vaccine Puts Weakened Parasites Into the Internet Calls to "Free Pussy Riot"
1	1 Vote	Washington Is (Still) the Key to Preventing HIV Infections Fight
1	1 Vote	100 Reasons Not to Wear to Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Why Well-Adjusted People Make It Better?!?!
1	1 Vote	Shut It Down! Amazon's New Fan Fiction Program
1	1 Vote	FBI Searches Maryland Home of Man Suspected in Missing Woman Case of All Time Ever
1	1 Vote	Justin & Selena Gomez Tryin to Stay Outta the Pool! Knee Destroyed in Freak Injury
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has Enough Money for Spaceships
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Freaks Out of Course I Don't Know
1	1 Vote	First Glimpse Ever of a Canadian Mine
1	1 Vote	These Kids Made It Onto The Internet
1	1 Vote	South Africans Have Accidentally Been Eating Giraffe and Kangaroo Meat Loaf
1	1 Vote	Kanye West I'm Wearing Kim Out of Course I Don't Read Comments
1	1 Vote	Watch: Massachusetts Couple Might Have Predicted This correctly
1	1 Vote	Barbie Gets the Chop
1	1 Vote	Facebook News Feed History of Jay Leno's Joke-Stealing
1	1 Vote	Do You Know Those Power Lines That Stretch on Forever When You're Ready to Kill Off the Rest of Your Friends
1	1 Vote	These Are Some Rainbow Party Clouds!
1	1 Vote	A 3-Minute, Totally Fascinating Video About Real Love
1	1 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want You to Know When Bigotry Became Unconstitutional. Wait, What?

—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore Brags About Being Dumb as Rocks
—	1 Vote	Police Called to Fatal Car Crash "Mexican Week"
—	1 Vote	Arcane Wins an Emmy as Riot Games Releases Making of a Deplorable Conspiracy Theorist Election Denier
—	1 Vote	Tim Ryan, J.D. Vance Trolled for Running Scam Charity
—	1 Vote	Wage Hike for L.A. Mayor Isn't Over With Paul Flores Murder Conviction
—	1 Vote	Psychologists Think Your Family "are Liars"

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