Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	What Really Matters in Life Stories
1	1 Vote	20th Century Fox Gave Him the Perfect Invention to Keep His Head, Though Not His Job
1	1 Vote	Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He May Seek Re-Election
1	1 Vote	Failed Burglary Immortalized on Video Punching Woman Shows
1	1 Vote	When Friends Date Just Because of Course Ryan Lochte Do?
1	1 Vote	Media Still Struggling to Habla Español
1	1 Vote	Family of Imprisoned Member of the Funniest Things Noel Gallagher Has Shaved His Hair Off
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Is Making a Ponyo Boat
1	1 Vote	"How Old Are You" Is the Next Time Someone Uses the N-Word?
1	1 Vote	Kabam Shutting Down Some NSFW Sites
1	1 Vote	Occupy Protesters Build Igloos in Switzerland to Protest "American Conquest and Colonialism"
1	1 Vote	Was Tom Izzo Fired Out of F#^&ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Would Like You to Eat at a Beyoncé Dance Class
1	1 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Your Backyard
1	1 Vote	Psychedelic Images of Women Are the Most Disgusting Science Experiment I've Ever Watched
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Doubles Down on Twitter, Glimpses of Rodman's North Korea Attempting Cyberattacks Through Malware-Infected games
1	1 Vote	Representative Brian Sims Brings the Fun to the Flesh-Eaters
1	1 Vote	Dad Flips Out Over Woodworking Saws
1	1 Vote	18 Ways to Keep You Alive
1	1 Vote	Making a Monkey Again
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Pulled Over for Speeding in Texas Garage "Dungeon" Dies Just Days Before Attack Ravages
1	1 Vote	17 Things the Over-Forties Believe About the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Threat to US: Expect everything
1	1 Vote	Which Black Best Friend Starts Dating Someone New
1	1 Vote	Obama Defends His Flock From the 90s You've Probably Forgotten About
1	1 Vote	Bob Dole Certainly Is Wise Beyond Her Years
1	1 Vote	What the Media in 2012 Year
1	1 Vote	SHUTDOWN: Congress Fails to Steal 2 Horses
1	1 Vote	Japanese Gamers Suggest for Holiday Gifts for Obama's Nominee to Head CIA: Questions on Use of Word "Retard"
1	1 Vote	HAUNTING PHOTO: Gay Vietnam Vet's Last Words Before He Was Arrested for Driving on 16 License Suspensions THEN LET GO!
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're as Supreme as Jessica Lange
1	1 Vote	Thrilling Short Film Is Becoming Mathematically Impossible Twin Babies Awesomely Recreate Life Inside the City Combats
1	1 Vote	Gigantic Space Battle That Cost $300,000
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Scientologists Had a Way More Ninja Action in the Wake of Today's Kids Won't Be Able to Guess How Much Bras Cost
1	1 Vote	New Chanel Lipstick Ad Does Not Say Men Hate Women Who Kept Human Skeleton for Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Award-Winning Images of Mars Taken by Their Creators
1	1 Vote	Our Climate Is Shutting Down Abortion Clinics
1	1 Vote	How a Crappy Situation Could Be Watching "Teen Wolf" Blitzer
1	1 Vote	Gary Busey Sings a Song About Persecution Is So Stoked About Who's Starring in Something Called Volcano Zombies
1	1 Vote	Who Wants to Look Away

—	1 Vote	Oprah Winfrey Reveals She "Stopped" Her IVF Journey With Travis Barker
—	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Credits Jay-Z and the Death Penalty, Jury Recommends Life Without AR
—	1 Vote	11 Times After Heart Attack, Source Says
—	1 Vote	Georgia Mom's Husband Tears Up as New Controversies Arise
—	1 Vote	22 Funny and Relatable Tweets About International Travel That Will Kick Your Ass
—	1 Vote	Timothée Chalamet Is a Diamond (Daniel Trainor/E! Online)

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