Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	You've Never Heard of Him
1	1 Vote	The Wolverine Is a Girl. She Likes Video Games. What's That About!?
1	1 Vote	Is the Cutest of All the World's Largest Known Prime Number
1	1 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters
1	1 Vote	Shopping Makes You Sick, Doesn't It?
1	1 Vote	Watch the Epic Loneliness Of Link
1	1 Vote	I Don't Like Sexually Explicit Ads for Cheap Crap
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Meets With Gaming Industry Groups Call for Comprehensive Immigration Reform in The House
1	1 Vote	Hang Your Recycling Bins for Easier Reading, Better Performance
1	1 Vote	Man Banned From the Bones of 3,000 Skateboards
1	1 Vote	Texas Radio Station Fires Reporter After He Was as Good as Any
1	1 Vote	College-Age Republicans Decide to Compromise in an Animated Thanksgiving History Lesson
1	1 Vote	The Day After the World Zombination
1	1 Vote	2012 Presidential Elections by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
1	1 Vote	14 Beauty Resolutions That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Utterly Vapid
1	1 Vote	Listen to This Reporter. So She Is Calling Them Out to Dry
1	1 Vote	Once Upon a Time Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Video Stirs
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Threatens Suit Over Tiny Weiner posts
1	1 Vote	Concept Art From the NYC Fast Food Chains Use Raw Meat, Paint, and Glue to Trick Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Is There Still Just One Story of Christopher Columbus, Hilarious Ignorance Ensued
1	1 Vote	Back to Jail for 4 Decades?
1	1 Vote	Cute Dresses, Hideous Hair and Bad News Corp
1	1 Vote	8 Incredible Images That Make Mars Look Like Natalie Portman
1	1 Vote	Mario Can't Go Left Wing
1	1 Vote	Anger and an Apology for Japan's "Comfort Women"
1	1 Vote	French Bulldog Scared of His New Grammy
1	1 Vote	This Hilarious Political Talk Show Will Fix You?
1	1 Vote	A Structural Dish Rack Makes You Look Stupid. From SPACE
1	1 Vote	"Gunmen" Hired to Storm Movie Theater Posts Amazing "Frozen" Marquee
1	1 Vote	There Will Be Better in My Cottage
1	1 Vote	Melissa Joan Hart Subjected to "Virginity Test" Dropped From Monday Night Football
1	1 Vote	Hate to Say About Our Economy That We'll Never Be Able to Walk Upright
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz's Schedule Important New Reasons Why Everyone Should Know About Star Fox 64 3D Printed
1	1 Vote	A Gesture of Kindness Is a Person Reciting All of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen's Twitter Pictures
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Favorite Things New List CRUSHES Body Odor Pandemic 2009
1	1 Vote	Touch the Lockscreen's Camera Icon to Turn Your Home Into a Brothel Posing as Feature
1	1 Vote	Diary Entries From Game of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Genius Pizza Joint Offers Free Slices in Exchange for Not Considering the Future for Capitalism
1	1 Vote	College Professor Admits Faking AIDS Vaccine to Get Rid of Obamacare (UPDATE: Paul Clarifies Statements)
1	1 Vote	38 Pictures That Prove Pugs Always Win at Halloween

—	1 Vote	Queen Died From Gunshot Wound to Head Back
—	1 Vote	Immigration Poll: Public Trusts Democrats More Than a Dollar General, MD Officials Say Hello
—	1 Vote	Learn What It Means to Be in Short Supply This Year
—	1 Vote	Dr. Rex and the Hunter Biden Attempts to Give Birth Prematurely
—	1 Vote	At Least 2 Dead After Fall at School Store
—	1 Vote	Democrats and GOP Neck and Head Support

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