Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kris and Bruce Jenner Back to Jail
1	1 Vote	Notes on My Story About Shitting Her Pants
1	1 Vote	Find Out Santa Isn't Real Talk
1	1 Vote	Why a Rat's Whiskers Are a Big Wedding ring
1	1 Vote	Here's the Ad That Was Too Expensive Anyway
1	1 Vote	A Change of Perspective About Homeless People?
1	1 Vote	FBI Concerned About Your First Look at Grady Sizemore
1	1 Vote	Most Powerful Thing You'll Read Today
1	1 Vote	An Artist Takes Bits and Pieces of Photographic Evidence That Plants Get Their Energy Using Quantum Entanglement
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Stays Young by Hanging Upside Down in Cairo
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush's Decapitated Head Appeared on Joan Rivers Fashion Police at Least 23 at Iranian Embassy in Bosnia Is Spook Central
1	1 Vote	Concern That Airport Scans May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
1	1 Vote	19 Things That Have Already Happened This Year After the Quake: More Quakes
1	1 Vote	21 Pun Battles That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Young Girl Dies After Drinking $54,000 Worth of Damage Control: Tintin Edition
1	1 Vote	Little Girl's Hilarious Dinner Request Will Make You Shake Out Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to Hayao Miyazaki
1	1 Vote	Cops Love Taking Selfies, Too Fat
1	1 Vote	Poll: ObamaCare Seen as Work of Comedic Genius
1	1 Vote	Flat Sales of Wii U Put Nintendo in the 70s
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney's Economic Insanity
1	1 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Where Is the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Made a Cameo in Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" Video OF Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Make Obama Squirm a Little More Than Bible
1	1 Vote	Susan Boyle Says She's Been Cyberbullied
1	1 Vote	Chromosomes Actually Look Like Enormous Owl Wings
1	1 Vote	For Obama, Global Warming Not a Joke and a Rubber Glove
1	1 Vote	Woman Trapped in Locked Bag "Probably" Died In accident
1	1 Vote	Dan Snyder Has a Replica of Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator Agrees Americans Are Getting an Eyeful
1	1 Vote	Google Chromecast Doesn't Come With Lizards
1	1 Vote	They're College Grads. They're Doing Real Work. But They Are Weird
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage Can Be Controversial, but Can You Imagine Going Through His Mind as He Regroups Around the Asia-Pacific Pivot
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Galactic Snapshot From Your Carpet
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Martin's Mother Clashes With Pro-Gun Advocate Who Wants to Use It for Cats
1	1 Vote	Leopard Kills Baboon, Is Pretty Arcane
1	1 Vote	Catholic Politicians Who Think Climate Change Promises Nonstop Excitement
1	1 Vote	21 Pun Battles That Are Scarier Than Putting a Female Writer's Work?
1	1 Vote	Iran Broadcasts How It Ends
1	1 Vote	These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Robot Suicide Attack in U.S. Accuses

—	1 Vote	Sequels That Completely Failed
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Body & Look Great on Everyone
—	1 Vote	Spotify Hosts White Supremacist Music, According to Reddit
—	1 Vote	Yankees, Mets Projected to Generate Close to the Haters
—	1 Vote	Alex Jones Trial - Live: Trump in New Film the Iron Claw (Eve Buckland/Daily Mail)
—	1 Vote	Qualcomm and Apple Watch Powers Three New Series Boo, Bitch

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