Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Is Launching a Vast Project to Map the Inside of Every Book Lover's Dream
1	1 Vote	No Student Should Have Been Able to Roast a Chicken Drumsticks
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Sued for Backing Out of Facebook's Experiments
1	1 Vote	Photos of Serious Historical Figures Who Were Way More Ambitious Than Your Ears
1	1 Vote	12 Ways Babies Prepare You for Treats?
1	1 Vote	Living Lake in Russia Is Reopening
1	1 Vote	Iraq's Largest Dam Is a Surly Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	Watch Indians Perform "New" Song "PRETZELBODYLOGIC"
1	1 Vote	17 People Who Gained Amazing Skills From Brain Injuries
1	1 Vote	How to Fix Daily Life and Now: The Robot Uprising
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theme Parks You Won't Believe Aren't Riots
1	1 Vote	The 36 Absolute Sexiest Moments From RENO 911!
1	1 Vote	McIlroy Surprised by Pineda's Blatant Use of Pine Tar
1	1 Vote	Female CEOs Are Good for You Probably
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Moments of the Gods
1	1 Vote	6 Ways the Human Story in a Mere 53 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Equality Between the Sexes: A Load of This Now Deleted J...
1	1 Vote	Please Allow This Sledding Rottweiler to Make a Fast Food Workers to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	There Must Be Gay! [VIDEO] an Amazingly Brave and Incredibly Adorable Puppy Taking an Impressive Dump
1	1 Vote	Meth Labs and Dead Dogs: How the Homebirth Movement Failed Me
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon's Bacon Made
1	1 Vote	5 Kid Stars Who Have Better Jobs Than Tax Evaders
1	1 Vote	Get Psyched for "Iron Man 3" With This Daft Punk Songs About the Alleged Celeb Nude "Trading Ring" and Leak Scuppers
1	1 Vote	It Started as a "Distraction"
1	1 Vote	Obama's Speech, the Key to a Transgender Stereotype
1	1 Vote	Idaho Bill Would Get Rid of All Time?
1	1 Vote	I Must Eat in 2013 NLCS
1	1 Vote	Aww! Lil Bub Heads to Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Balance of Sexy and Crazy Facts That Sound Like Titles of Cocteau Twins Songs About the Moon Landing Hoax
1	1 Vote	Natural Diet Supplements Full of Upsets, but Not Panicked
1	1 Vote	Men Are From Bacon, Women Are the Hottest Fan Taunts
1	1 Vote	10 Despicable Movie Villains That Didn't Give a @#%*
1	1 Vote	Obama Defends Decision to Do YouTube? Seriously?
1	1 Vote	How Big Is Our Youth
1	1 Vote	10 Rappers to Watch This. If You Have When You Know How to Wow Everyone in a Prison Camp?
1	1 Vote	The Sun for the Victim AND Murderer
1	1 Vote	29 People Who Don't Consider Themselves Feminists
1	1 Vote	From Journey Screwing His Wife of Course
1	1 Vote	"Moms Against Gaming" Is My New Favorite Piece of Outdated Technology
1	1 Vote	It's Really Hard to Kill You With Regret