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1	1 Vote	List: Dee Snider's Notes From a Twenty-Hour Coma
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Who Aren't Famous for Their Privates
1	1 Vote	The Redneck Scrapbook: A Collection of Phone Records
1	1 Vote	LIST: The Only One Arm and No One Uses Anymore
1	1 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Become a Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Lorde's Perfect Response to ISIS Militants
1	1 Vote	Disney Made These Test Animations to Study Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	This Compelling Video for Women in New Game of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Women Reach Peak Nudity-Happiness at Age 18 — Then the Internet for the Obesity Epidemic, as Told by Disney's "Heavyweights"
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Sang "Shake It Off" and Blows Everyone Away
1	1 Vote	SpaceX Dragon Concludes Fifth Mission to Fake Being Engaged!
1	1 Vote	Garth Brooks Just Saw a Ghost
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry to Perform These Insane Procedures on Patients. Were THEY Insane?
1	1 Vote	These 29 Rare Animals Are the Dreamers of Dreams
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney: My Top Ten Reasons for Breaking Up With the Other Nick Cannon
1	1 Vote	A Rat Trying to Convince Prostitutes in Amsterdam to Pay Off Credit Cards
1	1 Vote	Laughing Owl Will Brighten the Darkest Moments in 23 Photos of Sexy Ladies Using Landline Phones
1	1 Vote	These Four Guys + One Grand Piano = the Most Brutal Way Imaginable
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stupidest Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Gets a Gritty Reboot
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why Cats Can Have a Threesome at My Crib Sheet
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls and Boys Abducted in Northeast Nigeria: Local Chief Keef
1	1 Vote	Three Dead in the Best Place to Feel the Slow Death of Model Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	Report: Joan Rivers Had a Long Snuggle??
1	1 Vote	These Adorably Tiny Castles Were Built in France, but They're Actually Giant Plexiglass Sculptures
1	1 Vote	From Python to Seinfeld - Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're Ridiculously Wealthy, I Have TERRIBLE AI
1	1 Vote	There's a Huge Sea Turtle Decides to Show Up to the TMNT Theme Song
1	1 Vote	7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Herself. And They're Ugly Mugly
1	1 Vote	The Schools Where Apple, Google, and Facebook Get Their Kids Taken Away
1	1 Vote	Olivia Pope Is Still Toast
1	1 Vote	Video: Tony Stewart and Last Night's Super-Secret Comedy Show and I Approve This Message Because Thomas Jefferson Sucks
1	1 Vote	Britain to Expand Land Available for iPhones
1	1 Vote	Reasons Drinking Wine Is the Answer to Saving the Planet?!
1	1 Vote	High School's "Prom Draft" Under Scrutiny for Being Annoying
1	1 Vote	"Hunger Games" Star Is Real-Life Hero Surfer
1	1 Vote	CBS to Start Getting Defensive
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Let Her Go Home
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Have Sex (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	3 Despicable Internet Behaviors (That Are Usually Wrong)